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I'm very angry right now.

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I've been trying to get over Sayaka-sama and date other girls but I can't find anyone as lovely and sweet as her!!

They turned me nice once. The horror…

I’m a boy, and a Prince at that. 

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W-WHAT???? Oh.... guess you're not a candidate for my new girlfriend after all...

Haha, yeah, that’s why my mom was transformed.

Wait a sec, I thought you were already a magical girl?

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Haha, yeah, that's why my mom was transformed.

Wait a sec, I thought you were already a magical girl?

Holy shit that’s confusing- I heard of something’s similar happening in Princess Lapis’s Kingdom but not anywhere else. Were the grayfaces the root of the cause? They turned me into a magical girl once. 

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Well you see my mom was actually an Ishimaru clone that had been transformed into Mukuro in her Junko disguise and my dad (the original Ishimaru) was in his Ishida/half-Mondo form when I was concieved so I can have anywhere from 2 to 5 parents depending on your perspective but I usually say 3.5 because it's the most accurate.

  NO WE LITERALLY WENT ON A DATE AND STUFF

Yeah I’m only a few months old chronologically but I turned 14 physically the day after my birth. Probably because I have 3.5 biological parents.

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NO WE LITERALLY WENT ON A DATE AND STUFF

Yeah I'm only a few months old chronologically but I turned 14 physically the day after my birth. Probably because I have 3.5 biological parents.

Isn’t that what they all say?

Well shit then. You guys look around the same age, is it magic or something? Been to the UTAU Kingdom or something?

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"You're really sweet Ishi..." she said, giving him a hug.

O-oh t-thank you...

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HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!!! SHE LOVED ME!!!

But, uh, yeah... Kiyotaka Ishimaru is my dad.

Holy shit your loud- Wouldn’t that be what all her fanboys and girls say?

Wait a minute, dad?

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"No...not you...just been busy...so I haven't got a lot of sleep. And...well...he...he and I don't really talk anymore. I guess he got t-tired of me."

Aww, I'm sorry. I don't know anyone could ever get tired of you.

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"I see..." she said, stifling a yawn.

Oh, am I boring you? By the way, how's your dead boyfriend?

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Yes I believ-

MAIZONO-SAMA IS THE MOST TALENTED MUSICIAN IN THE WORLD AND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

Oh hey dad it's about time you showed up.

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aLWAYS REMEMBER ANYWAY HELLO AGAIN THE PISSY PRINCE IS HERE

Are you sure I’ve met you?

I don’t think I know you… but something about you reminds me of Maizono-kun.

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"Congrats! Hehe...I guess that means you are one stop closer to your dream?"

Yep! The degree in Rules, Regulations, and Guidelines (RRG) was just to add more legitimacy to my duties as a hall monitor, and while classes like The History of Ordinance, Leadership Through Yelling 101, and How to Command Authority were fun, the government and law courses I took were the most important to me.

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aLWAYS REMEMBER ANYWAY HELLO AGAIN THE PISSY PRINCE IS HERE

Are you sure I've met you?

I don't think I know you... but something about you reminds me of Maizono-kun.

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"Pretty good! How are things going with you?"

Well, while I was gone I got my Master's degree in Rules, Regulations and Guidelines.

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"Hehe...maybe an inch or two."

How's the delivery business going?

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ISHI!!!!! *cuddles happily*

It's nice to see you, Miyake! Is it me or did you get taller?

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hELLO FRIEND IT HAS BEEN LONG HELLO ~Burgerzono

Oh, it's my son's girlfri-

I MEAN VOCALOID FRIEND NOT SAYAKA COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON I DIDN'T CALL YOU NORI'S GIRLFRIEND WHAT???