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Us—

NO SIR THIS IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT US!!

Heh yeah it is gay boy HAPPY PRIDE!!

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HIIII INTERNET MAN WHO LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE JULIUS! 👀

Haiii guys!! <333 👽💫

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Yo crassus if you were your favorite food what food would you be?

Couldn’t put what I’d look like as damned flesh. Mod said it’s “too vulgar” or whatever. Bullshit if you ask me.

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Haiii guys!! <333 👽💫

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enamored by the concept of alien scientists arriving to study Earth and just. not paying special attention to human beings

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I have the full fic finished, so we have background for all characters except 3 (Draxus, Dr. Finley, and Diren)! It’s free to read and may not be great since I wrote it for a school project and I’m not a great writer in the first place. But, here it is! Enjoy!

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New caterpillar discovered called a "bone collector caterpillar" that hides out in spiders nests by disguising itself as dead body parts and then steals all the spider's food when it isn't looking

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i'm in my having fun and playing touys era

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*opens mouth to speak*

*blood pours out before i can say anything*

*dies of blodd loss*

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I support being gay and I support the moon and I support being gay on the moon

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Heh I’d do that.

today i went for a drive and saw a big ass Jeep with the license plate P@P@ BE@R and a window sticker that said “Bought with Daddy’s Money…and I’m Daddy” and I sped up my car a bit to look through the driver’s window and prayed that I’d see what i hoped to see and sure enough there was a big chunky bear with a big ol beard driving the car with this twink chewing gum on his phone in the passenger seat and even though the window was tinted i could see was another one in the back seat…and the world was right for that single moment

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Welcome to the Melonverse!

A few small things before you move through!

🛑 PLEASE READ INFO UNDER THE CUT!! 🛑

Most text is color/font coded for characters.

Here is a quick guide! (Character descriptions can typically be found on my main blog @mydicksfallenoff )

Melon

Julius Rockwell

TORON

Diren

Crassus

Linus

Draxen

{The director

Dr. Raythus

Dr. Finley

Admin MDFO

Some quick rules for asks!

NSFW is allowed, however asks may not be illustrated and/or may be hidden because of inappropriate content.

Repetitive or persistent asks are frowned upon. You can send the same ask up to twice. Any more and you’re getting blocked. If I haven’t responded to your ask, I either haven’t seen it, am saving it for later/working on it, or don’t feel comfortable answering it.

This is an ask blog for my characters, not for me. If you have any asks for me, feel free to send them to my main blog!

Be nice to other users. No bullying or anything rude. No slurs either. Even if you are allowed to say them, they may be triggering to others and I won’t answer your ask if they’re included.

Thank you so much, and have fun! 🤍

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"found family" no these are simply my fellow hostages

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we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

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we need more autistic jocks btw. jocks who are obsessive nerds about their sport of choice. jocks who are rigid about their workout routines and obsessed with the math of performance statistics and nutrition and reps. jocks who don't have time for alcohol or misogyny because why are you guys chugging beer and trash talking we need to be TRAINING. guy with no tolerance for homophobia because Teammate Trevor is an integral part of the strategy play who cares who he's dating

more jocks whose sole interest is playing the game to the very best of their ability, and infodumping doing a play-by-play review immediately afterwards at the sports bar while his teammates are trying to just get drunk and decompress