ask-mung-mung

[ask-mung-mung]

i’m normal about everything ever

[ask-mung-mung]

barbara. stop pretending you don't know

@ask-jeff-winger

please stop fucking my wife

[ask-mung-mung]

@ask-jeff-winger

please stop fucking my wife

[ask-mung-mung]

pneneniss

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not funny.

[ask-mung-mung]

fuck i died

sorry dawg. that's tough. i don't care though

[ask-mung-mung]

blue eyes white dragon

tap 3 mana. 3 lightning bolt.

[ask-mung-mung]

mung mung will uou teachqwmwj me thwo ways of lovwe

i don't believe in love. plato's cave applies to love and love and only love and not war and love. you kill yourself for even considering asking me this question you sad pathetic loser

[ask-mung-mung]

sorry can we reschedule the arson? i'm really eating a lot of diet and rocks for the next week

GOOD MORNING GREENDALE

IT IS I, EEEEEVILLL CALVIN JENKINS!

I HAVE SOME EVIL DECLARATIONS TO MAKE.

WE ARE ALL FACELESS, SWITCHING TO WHICHEVER MASK SUITS OUR SELFISH DESIRES AND MOTIVATIONS. ONLY I AM HONEST ABOUT MY TRUE IDENTITY. ONLY I AM HONEST ABOUT MY INTENTIONS. AND MY INTENTIONS…. MAKE…. GREENDALE…

BURN

@askingabednadir @askingtroybarnes @askingrayla-leone @ask-alice-jones @ask-mung-mung @askingjeffwinger @prayingshirleybennett @ask-jeff-winger @ask-britta-perry @ask-abed-nadir @ask-troy-barnes @ask-shirley-bennett @ask-annie-edison @ask-annie-kim @anniessecretadmirer @ask-annies-boobs @the-other-monkey @ask-megan @ask-maine-peitch @ask-frankie-dart @ask-vanessa-wright @greendale-announcements @ask-wilbur-whitton

[ask-mung-mung]

erm... im kind of eating a lot of dirt rn? i think that it would be.. . a lot of mental effort .

Ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Oh wowie. Well this… this is just rich. And I’m not talking about the doctor. WOO. You know, when I first watched the NBC Community documentary, I was on top of the world. Because I thought it told a beautiful, lovely, story about friendship. I thought Jeff Wingers had good inside them. I thought Britta Perrys had hearts. I thought Troys were loving. I thought Annies… well, actually the Annies on here are pretty great. I THOUGHT MONKEYS COULDN’T USE TUMBLR!

I WAS SO WRONG. All you do is hurt everyone you deem unimportant, because ALL YOU’VE EVER BEEN ARE SELFISH, ENTITLED, ASSES. I have only ever loved two men. AND IT TURNS OUT, THEIR ACCOUNTS ARE RUN BY THE SAME PERSON!!!! CAN YOU IMAGINE!!!

There is soooooooooooooooooo so so much i would like to say to you all, study group. But why make you feel like you’re THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE when that’s ALL YOU EVER ACT LIKE YOU ARE!?!?!??

Ahahahah. Hahahaha

Oh boy, when I told you all about my family, you thought they were just INSANE. WELL THE APPLE DOESN’T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE, BABY! THAT’S RIGHT, ITS ME! CALVIN JENKINS!

YOU SEE THAT GOATEE I’M GROWING???? ITS BECAUSE I’M EEEEEVIL! EEEEVIL CALVIN! YOU THOUGHT MY FAMILY WAS CRAZY? I’M FUCKING CRAZY.

I was. So. excited. to go to Greendale.

What a waste.

I swear on this here DARKEST TIMELINE, I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I HAVE BURNED YOUR ENTIRE WORLD DOWN, STUDY GROUP.

I NO LONGER ADMIRE JEFF WINGER. I NO LONGER ADMIRE DEAN CRAIG PELTON. I ADMIRE ONLY MYSELF. EVIL CALVIN JENKINS. BEWARE!!!

@ask-jeff-winger @ask-britta-perry @ask-abed-nadir @ask-troy-barnes @ask-shirley-bennett @ask-annie-edison @ask-frankie-dart @ask-alice-jones @ask-mung-mung @ask-megan @ask-vanessa-wright @ask-wilbur-whitton @ask-maine-peitch @ask-annie-kim @ask-annies-boobs @ask-garrett-lambert @magnitudesays @ask-toddjacobson @leonardlikesthissite @the-other-monkey @askingjeffwinger @askingbrittaperry @askingabednadir @askingtroybarnes @prayingshirleybennett @inspectorabed @constabletroy @autistic-inspector-spacetime @greendale-announcements @citycollegeofficial @ask-senor-chang

[ask-mung-mung]

you never unmderstood me.. .

Ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Oh wowie. Well this… this is just rich. And I’m not talking about the doctor. WOO. You know, when I first watched the NBC Community documentary, I was on top of the world. Because I thought it told a beautiful, lovely, story about friendship. I thought Jeff Wingers had good inside them. I thought Britta Perrys had hearts. I thought Troys were loving. I thought Annies… well, actually the Annies on here are pretty great. I THOUGHT MONKEYS COULDN’T USE TUMBLR!

I WAS SO WRONG. All you do is hurt everyone you deem unimportant, because ALL YOU’VE EVER BEEN ARE SELFISH, ENTITLED, ASSES. I have only ever loved two men. AND IT TURNS OUT, THEIR ACCOUNTS ARE RUN BY THE SAME PERSON!!!! CAN YOU IMAGINE!!!

There is soooooooooooooooooo so so much i would like to say to you all, study group. But why make you feel like you’re THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE when that’s ALL YOU EVER ACT LIKE YOU ARE!?!?!??

Ahahahah. Hahahaha

Oh boy, when I told you all about my family, you thought they were just INSANE. WELL THE APPLE DOESN’T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE, BABY! THAT’S RIGHT, ITS ME! CALVIN JENKINS!

YOU SEE THAT GOATEE I’M GROWING???? ITS BECAUSE I’M EEEEEVIL! EEEEVIL CALVIN! YOU THOUGHT MY FAMILY WAS CRAZY? I’M FUCKING CRAZY.

I was. So. excited. to go to Greendale.

What a waste.

I swear on this here DARKEST TIMELINE, I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I HAVE BURNED YOUR ENTIRE WORLD DOWN, STUDY GROUP.

I NO LONGER ADMIRE JEFF WINGER. I NO LONGER ADMIRE DEAN CRAIG PELTON. I ADMIRE ONLY MYSELF. EVIL CALVIN JENKINS. BEWARE!!!

@ask-jeff-winger @ask-britta-perry @ask-abed-nadir @ask-troy-barnes @ask-shirley-bennett @ask-annie-edison @ask-frankie-dart @ask-alice-jones @ask-mung-mung @ask-megan @ask-vanessa-wright @ask-wilbur-whitton @ask-maine-peitch @ask-annie-kim @ask-annies-boobs @ask-garrett-lambert @magnitudesays @ask-toddjacobson @leonardlikesthissite @the-other-monkey @askingjeffwinger @askingbrittaperry @askingabednadir @askingtroybarnes @prayingshirleybennett @inspectorabed @constabletroy @autistic-inspector-spacetime @greendale-announcements @citycollegeofficial @ask-senor-chang

[ask-mung-mung]

i kept saying this and you never listened. thats all behind us now. i will teach you the ways of spiritual warfare and you will become unstoppable. 1085777189058298715900189927616900 0 <<< analyze these numbers .

Ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Oh wowie. Well this… this is just rich. And I’m not talking about the doctor. WOO. You know, when I first watched the NBC Community documentary, I was on top of the world. Because I thought it told a beautiful, lovely, story about friendship. I thought Jeff Wingers had good inside them. I thought Britta Perrys had hearts. I thought Troys were loving. I thought Annies… well, actually the Annies on here are pretty great. I THOUGHT MONKEYS COULDN’T USE TUMBLR!

I WAS SO WRONG. All you do is hurt everyone you deem unimportant, because ALL YOU’VE EVER BEEN ARE SELFISH, ENTITLED, ASSES. I have only ever loved two men. AND IT TURNS OUT, THEIR ACCOUNTS ARE RUN BY THE SAME PERSON!!!! CAN YOU IMAGINE!!!

There is soooooooooooooooooo so so much i would like to say to you all, study group. But why make you feel like you’re THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE when that’s ALL YOU EVER ACT LIKE YOU ARE!?!?!??

Ahahahah. Hahahaha

Oh boy, when I told you all about my family, you thought they were just INSANE. WELL THE APPLE DOESN’T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE, BABY! THAT’S RIGHT, ITS ME! CALVIN JENKINS!

YOU SEE THAT GOATEE I’M GROWING???? ITS BECAUSE I’M EEEEEVIL! EEEEVIL CALVIN! YOU THOUGHT MY FAMILY WAS CRAZY? I’M FUCKING CRAZY.

I was. So. excited. to go to Greendale.

What a waste.

I swear on this here DARKEST TIMELINE, I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I HAVE BURNED YOUR ENTIRE WORLD DOWN, STUDY GROUP.

I NO LONGER ADMIRE JEFF WINGER. I NO LONGER ADMIRE DEAN CRAIG PELTON. I ADMIRE ONLY MYSELF. EVIL CALVIN JENKINS. BEWARE!!!

@ask-jeff-winger @ask-britta-perry @ask-abed-nadir @ask-troy-barnes @ask-shirley-bennett @ask-annie-edison @ask-frankie-dart @ask-alice-jones @ask-mung-mung @ask-megan @ask-vanessa-wright @ask-wilbur-whitton @ask-maine-peitch @ask-annie-kim @ask-annies-boobs @ask-garrett-lambert @magnitudesays @ask-toddjacobson @leonardlikesthissite @the-other-monkey @askingjeffwinger @askingbrittaperry @askingabednadir @askingtroybarnes @prayingshirleybennett @inspectorabed @constabletroy @autistic-inspector-spacetime @greendale-announcements @citycollegeofficial @ask-senor-chang

[ask-mung-mung]

the dean killed my wife with a rock

Thinking navy blue for my date with the Dean, it really compliments my eyes. Thoughts?

@ask-alice-jones @ask-megan @ask-mung-mung @ask-annie-kim @ask-annie-edison @ask-annies-boobs @the-other-monkey @ask-jeff-winger @ask-britta-perry @ask-shirley-bennett @ask-calvin-jenkins @ask-vanessa-wright @ask-wilbur-whitton @askingabednadir @ask-abed-nadir @askingtroybarnes @ask-troy-barnes @ask-frankie-dart @askingjeffwinger @askingbrittaperry

[ask-mung-mung]

i crashed my furcking car into him and he stood still

Attention all,

Thank you for your kind words in regards to today’s earlier message. Although it hurts, part of life is sacrifice. @askingbrittaperry and @askingjeffwinger never responded to the post, which, in a bout of poetic irony, proves the point of the post exquisitely.

I have decided the direction I intend to take this account in. Although I thought Jeff Winger was my one true love, there is another man that fosters my attraction and desire. Moving on, this account will be focusing on admiring….

DEAN CRAIG PELTON ❤️😍🥳

[ask-mung-mung]

aren't fujoshis typically women????? your banner is very confusing (as is the rest of you)

-@ask-wilbur-whitton

p.s. i saw what you did in the parking lot yesterday

[ask-mung-mung]

no matter how much spiritual warfare i engaged in i still fell to the winger...

Attention all,

Thank you for your kind words in regards to today’s earlier message. Although it hurts, part of life is sacrifice. @askingbrittaperry and @askingjeffwinger never responded to the post, which, in a bout of poetic irony, proves the point of the post exquisitely.

I have decided the direction I intend to take this account in. Although I thought Jeff Winger was my one true love, there is another man that fosters my attraction and desire. Moving on, this account will be focusing on admiring….

DEAN CRAIG PELTON ❤️😍🥳

[ask-mung-mung]

tell that to my lawyer dipshit. i'm suing your ass to alaska

Attention all,

Thank you for your kind words in regards to today’s earlier message. Although it hurts, part of life is sacrifice. @askingbrittaperry and @askingjeffwinger never responded to the post, which, in a bout of poetic irony, proves the point of the post exquisitely.

I have decided the direction I intend to take this account in. Although I thought Jeff Winger was my one true love, there is another man that fosters my attraction and desire. Moving on, this account will be focusing on admiring….

DEAN CRAIG PELTON ❤️😍🥳

[ask-mung-mung]

ask my son. he cant walk

Attention all,

Thank you for your kind words in regards to today’s earlier message. Although it hurts, part of life is sacrifice. @askingbrittaperry and @askingjeffwinger never responded to the post, which, in a bout of poetic irony, proves the point of the post exquisitely.

I have decided the direction I intend to take this account in. Although I thought Jeff Winger was my one true love, there is another man that fosters my attraction and desire. Moving on, this account will be focusing on admiring….

DEAN CRAIG PELTON ❤️😍🥳