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Who the fuck

Are you in love with Qrow?

blinks sleepily who’s that knocking on my inbox? How did you find me? I WENT INTO HIDING, ANON!

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“...that’s fair criticism.”

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adios amigo, cya next year

shit dudes

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fuck man

shit dudes

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Theoldmanqrowked or maybe Qrowbadwen ?

Those aren’t bad.

Although really for my qrow it’s more like qrow dadwen amiright

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Not sure if this classifies as a Qrow pun but "Branwenhereturns"

...Maybe.

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Time to eat qrow

Not quite. Somehow I knew that one was coming

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I need to revamp this blog. I’ve gotten more serious about RPing as a hobby since I made it. But I haven’t updated anything on this one for quite some time.

So

Throw some Qrow puns at me to use as a URL. I’ve got something in mind, but I want to see if someone can one up me.

Just toss ‘em in my ask box. I’ll respond as I have time

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teamlarl:

“That’s… yeah, I can see why that would be unnerving. Like seeing an old photograph come to life. Although… I noticed that the eyes were different. Shae has green, your teammate had silver. Seems strange for what was supposed to be a perfect copy.”

“I can only guess that’s from Atlas’s DNA slurry they added. No idea what their end goal was. A better soldier? Who knows.”

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It was that moment he knew

He fucked up

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For the next hour, my muse is hooked up to a death machine. If five people send them an “O” first, they can go free. If five people send them an “X” first, they’re dead. The choice is yours~

Only one letter per person, so no cheating! Feel free to adjust the number necessary to reflect your blog’s follower count.

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Writing and Editing Commissions, 9/18/17

Wow, I’ve been really bad at keeping this blog alive. It’s been three quarters of a year since I last posted.

My bad.

Anyways, the fact of the matter is, I’m still looking to become an author. While I do have several novels in the planning stage… any kind of payoff from those is a ways off. And without any writing I can point to and say “Yeah, look, here’s a thing I did,” it’s hard to build a resume.

But this time, I’m offering even more options!

Prices listed below are based on the Editorial Rates published by the Editorial Freelancer’s Association, all prices USD.

Pricing

Fiction:

Non-smut works: 25¢/word

Works containing overt sexual content: 30¢/word

In addition, there will be an extra dollar added per 500 words (rounded to the nearest 500) should you decide you don’t want me to post the story on this blog. This is to make up for the lost exposure. 

So, in the way of an example table…

500 words, no smut, posted: $1.25

500 words, smut, not posted: $2.50

1000 words, no smut, posted: $2.50

1000 words, smut, posted: $5

3000 words, no smut, posted: $7.50

3000 words, smut, posted, $13.50

Further more, stories written by me are not to be used elsewhere without permission. This may change in the future, but in the meantime, one must ask before cross posting to another platform.

Ghostwriting:

But I don’t just do fiction! Need a post for your non-Tumblr blog? Or an article, or something of that nature? Perhaps a simple description to put up on your website, or a newsletter. Anything that needs written and isn’t storytelling falls under this category! Especially if you want to post it on your own website

SFW subject matters: 40¢/word

NSFW subject matters: Subject to negotiation

Additionally, there’s no charge for me not posting the content on this blog. I would appreciate being allowed to post a link, but it’s not required.

Articles requiring research are subject to an additional $40/hr for the research done. Time taken to write the article itself will not be counted towards research time.

Editing:

Again, no charge for me keeping the content off of this blog. Note that more intensive editing will be slower, but far more detailed.

Proofreading: $25/hr

Basic copyediting: $30/hr

Heavy copyediting: $40/hr

Fact checking (where possible): $30/hr

What will I write?

I’m willing to write (fiction edition):

Original stories to your specification

That means if you have an original setting, an original character, or anything else, I’ll write it, as long as I have enough info to make it work

Fanfiction

Slightly limited, in that if I’m unfamiliar with a fandom, I probably won’t be able to write for it. Take, for instance, Destiny. I know it exists, but I would be clueless if asked to write fanfiction for it.

Fluff

Angst

Crack

Action

Violence

Mystery

NSFW

If there’s a genre, I can almost certainly make it happen.

I’m willing to write (ghostwriting edition):

Just about anything. But, of course, I need to know what you want! Send me a message, and we’ll talk about it.

I’m willing to edit:

Any non-story work you can send me

Any story work that doesn’t conflict with the What won’t I write section below

What won’t I write?

I will not, under any circumstances, write the following:

Incest

Non-con/dub-con

Gore

Intense kinks

etc

I reserve the right to turn down any request.

So, how do you contact me for more information to to recruit my services? How is payment handled?

I can be contacted at shawn.ryan.hite@gmail.com for any questions you have, or to make a request.

Payment will be handled through Paypal. I won’t do it any other way, for the moment. This means you will need a Paypal account, and when we finalize the commission, I’ll need to know the email the account is associated with so I can start the billing process.

I thank you all for reading, and for any potential works you may choose to commission me for.

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concept: soundproof rooms where you go to scream. $5 an hour. they pay you.

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Writing and Editing Commissions, 9/18/17

Wow, I’ve been really bad at keeping this blog alive. It’s been three quarters of a year since I last posted.

My bad.

Anyways, the fact of the matter is, I’m still looking to become an author. While I do have several novels in the planning stage… any kind of payoff from those is a ways off. And without any writing I can point to and say “Yeah, look, here’s a thing I did,” it’s hard to build a resume.

But this time, I’m offering even more options!

Prices listed below are based on the Editorial Rates published by the Editorial Freelancer’s Association, all prices USD.

Pricing

Fiction:

Non-smut works: 25¢/word

Works containing overt sexual content: 30¢/word

In addition, there will be an extra dollar added per 500 words (rounded to the nearest 500) should you decide you don’t want me to post the story on this blog. This is to make up for the lost exposure. 

So, in the way of an example table…

500 words, no smut, posted: $1.25

500 words, smut, not posted: $2.50

1000 words, no smut, posted: $2.50

1000 words, smut, posted: $5

3000 words, no smut, posted: $7.50

3000 words, smut, posted, $13.50

Further more, stories written by me are not to be used elsewhere without permission. This may change in the future, but in the meantime, one must ask before cross posting to another platform.

Ghostwriting:

But I don’t just do fiction! Need a post for your non-Tumblr blog? Or an article, or something of that nature? Perhaps a simple description to put up on your website, or a newsletter. Anything that needs written and isn’t storytelling falls under this category! Especially if you want to post it on your own website

SFW subject matters: 40¢/word

NSFW subject matters: Subject to negotiation

Additionally, there’s no charge for me not posting the content on this blog. I would appreciate being allowed to post a link, but it’s not required.

Articles requiring research are subject to an additional $40/hr for the research done. Time taken to write the article itself will not be counted towards research time.

Editing:

Again, no charge for me keeping the content off of this blog. Note that more intensive editing will be slower, but far more detailed.

Proofreading: $25/hr

Basic copyediting: $30/hr

Heavy copyediting: $40/hr

Fact checking (where possible): $30/hr

What will I write?

I’m willing to write (fiction edition):

Original stories to your specification

That means if you have an original setting, an original character, or anything else, I’ll write it, as long as I have enough info to make it work

Fanfiction

Slightly limited, in that if I’m unfamiliar with a fandom, I probably won’t be able to write for it. Take, for instance, Destiny. I know it exists, but I would be clueless if asked to write fanfiction for it.

Fluff

Angst

Crack

Action

Violence

Mystery

NSFW

If there’s a genre, I can almost certainly make it happen.

I’m willing to write (ghostwriting edition):

Just about anything. But, of course, I need to know what you want! Send me a message, and we’ll talk about it.

I’m willing to edit:

Any non-story work you can send me

Any story work that doesn’t conflict with the What won’t I write section below

What won’t I write?

I will not, under any circumstances, write the following:

Incest

Non-con/dub-con

Gore

Intense kinks

etc

I reserve the right to turn down any request.

So, how do you contact me for more information to to recruit my services? How is payment handled?

I can be contacted at shawn.ryan.hite@gmail.com for any questions you have, or to make a request.

Payment will be handled through Paypal. I won’t do it any other way, for the moment. This means you will need a Paypal account, and when we finalize the commission, I’ll need to know the email the account is associated with so I can start the billing process.

I thank you all for reading, and for any potential works you may choose to commission me for.

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"It's booze, a special kind of strength. Take the dosage on the label for your vitals, and it will get you instantly hammered, with a dreamless sleep. It actually works."

“I’ll believe it when I try it. Thanks, Rae.”

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Nope, Qrow’s out, no drunk mom hugs allowed

“And you guys call me the drunk.”