ask-race

[ask-race]

Listen here, both of ya, we knows what you is, and we gonna tell everyone what you is unless you try to disprove it. And don't try to run, we'll catch up.

fuck. ya.

[ask-race]

softie.

Hey, Sarah, how is you and Kath's wedding planning going?

(@askkspotconlon)

just lovely! why?

[ask-race]

Nah, youse a real interesting specimen, I like talking to ya.

Now come on- Don't go!

LEAVE ME BE!

SHIT-

[ask-race]

ugh-

Ah, ah, ah-

Where do you two think youse going?

What, are ya trying to get away from me?

No. You ain't gonna do that.

YEAH, I IS. let-me-go.

[ask-race]

OW!

sonofab-

Ah, ah, ah-

Where do you two think youse going?

What, are ya trying to get away from me?

No. You ain't gonna do that.

YEAH, I IS. let-me-go.

[ask-race]

grab my hand-

ey, racer, i got ya a present.

*hands him a cologne he usually uses*

here, i saw you were running low last time i was over. hope ya like it.

( @askkspotconlon )

where da hell did ya get this?

*pulls him into a bone-crushing hug*

thanks, spotty!

[ask-race]

Nah, youse a real interesting specimen, I like talking to ya.

Now come on- Don't go!

LEAVE ME BE!

SHIT-

[ask-race]

Ah, ah, ah-

Where do you two think youse going?

What, are ya trying to get away from me?

No. You ain't gonna do that.

YEAH, I IS. let-me-go.

[ask-race]

Nah, youse a real interesting specimen, I like talking to ya.

Now come on- Don't go!

LEAVE ME BE!

SHIT-

[ask-race]

no-save it, we’ll hop like always.

ey, racer, i got ya a present.

*hands him a cologne he usually uses*

here, i saw you were running low last time i was over. hope ya like it.

( @askkspotconlon )

where da hell did ya get this?

*pulls him into a bone-crushing hug*

thanks, spotty!

[ask-race]

Nah, youse a real interesting specimen, I like talking to ya.

Now come on- Don't go!

LEAVE ME BE!

SHIT-

[ask-race]

Nah, youse a real interesting specimen, I like talking to ya.

Now come on- Don't go!

LEAVE ME BE!

SHIT-

[ask-race]

shit-c’mon, we’ll hop a train-or something-anything!

ey, racer, i got ya a present.

*hands him a cologne he usually uses*

here, i saw you were running low last time i was over. hope ya like it.

( @askkspotconlon )

where da hell did ya get this?

*pulls him into a bone-crushing hug*

thanks, spotty!

[ask-race]

I AM!

ey, racer, i got ya a present.

*hands him a cologne he usually uses*

here, i saw you were running low last time i was over. hope ya like it.

( @askkspotconlon )

where da hell did ya get this?

*pulls him into a bone-crushing hug*

thanks, spotty!

[ask-race]

JESUS, SPOTTY, THEY SAYS THEY’RE GONNA CHECK!

ey, racer, i got ya a present.

*hands him a cologne he usually uses*

here, i saw you were running low last time i was over. hope ya like it.

( @askkspotconlon )

where da hell did ya get this?

*pulls him into a bone-crushing hug*

thanks, spotty!

[ask-race]

Prove it. Prove to me that you aren't a big, big fraud. Or I'll figure it out myself.

there ain’t nothin’ to prove.

now ya leave me alone, hear? leave me alone!

[ask-race]

…i just got ‘nother one.

they’re gonna spill. the anon.

ey, racer, i got ya a present.

*hands him a cologne he usually uses*

here, i saw you were running low last time i was over. hope ya like it.

( @askkspotconlon )

where da hell did ya get this?

*pulls him into a bone-crushing hug*

thanks, spotty!