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Ravioli I accidentally draw you

Friendship?

Can’t see it but sure.

//THIS IS SO PEAK OH MY GOD I LOVE IT SOSOSOSO MUCHHHHHHH

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Oh god theres two of them

Hello my name is Bruno Bucciarati, and I love smoking weed. Feel free to ask me anything

Mod/ Information about Bruno

- He/him transmasc

- born and raised in Naples

- thinks he can cook meth, but he can’t

- dated Diavolo before his transition, Trish’s mom had no idea. Calls him “Deedee” (one of the few that can and live)

- OBSESSED w/anime

- frequents the casino all the time so naturally he runs into his ex Deedee all the time

- Formaggios former drug dealer

- used to be addicted to Walmart store brand Benadryl, hates to recall his past

- Tattoo artist, gave Narancia his first Tattoo

- pretends to like jazz and classical but is really into fucking TikTok trash

- flamboyant, loud mouthed and BAD at Looooveeee

-terfs don’t interact stay the fuck away from me

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You are

List of people I hate right now:

- Giorno, can’t trust her and never will trust her. Something super shady about her. She is gonna get us killed some day.

- Fugo but less than Giorno but I hate him because he is a little bitch

- Illuso, fuck Illuso.

- the doctor who says I shouldn’t drink alcohol until my stomach issues clear up FUCK YOU!

- Mista, but only on Thursdays and in April

- every single person that was in front of me at the DMV when I went last week. EVERY SINGKE ONE OF YOU! But especially a guy who I think IS namED Devin. Fuck you Devin at the dmv.

- every single parent who brings in their whiny children into libbeccio while I’m trying to have a peaceful lunch

- Narancia when he is whiny but he is also my favorite.

- whoever the fuck bought the last of the black nail polish at the convenience store! Unless that was Bruno I saw him wearing black nail polish today.

- EVERY SINGLE COP AND ANYONE WHO HAS EVER BEEN A COP MYSELF INCLUDED. Well except for my partner I could never hate him.

- mark

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List of people i hate (inspired by @abbacchio-answers )

- Narancia because he keeps stealing my cane

- illuso.

- formaggio he pmo

- fugo because hes mean to me

- my family (not in an emo way. I still feel your shadows in my room, cant take back the love that i gave you) because they blinded me

- guido because he hasn’t showered in three days. Im making him sleep on the floor.

- abbacchio because he wont let me have his alcohol

- secco and cioccolata or however you spell his name

- that LOSER Diavolo. God what a pathetic man

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You’re so inspirational. I’m copying you and making my own list of people i hate

List of people I hate right now:

- Giorno, can’t trust her and never will trust her. Something super shady about her. She is gonna get us killed some day.

- Fugo but less than Giorno but I hate him because he is a little bitch

- Illuso, fuck Illuso.

- the doctor who says I shouldn’t drink alcohol until my stomach issues clear up FUCK YOU!

- Mista, but only on Thursdays and in April

- every single person that was in front of me at the DMV when I went last week. EVERY SINGKE ONE OF YOU! But especially a guy who I think IS namED Devin. Fuck you Devin at the dmv.

- every single parent who brings in their whiny children into libbeccio while I’m trying to have a peaceful lunch

- Narancia when he is whiny but he is also my favorite.

- whoever the fuck bought the last of the black nail polish at the convenience store! Unless that was Bruno I saw him wearing black nail polish today.

- EVERY SINGLE COP AND ANYONE WHO HAS EVER BEEN A COP MYSELF INCLUDED. Well except for my partner I could never hate him.

- mark

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Can i have alcohol then?

WHY IS IT THAT I ALWAYS FART REALLY LOUDLY WHILE POOPING WHEN BUCCIARATI IS IN THE FUCKING BATHROOM TOO

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WOW FUCK YOU TOO DICKHEAD I JUDT WANTED A NICE GLASS OF WINE

WHY IS IT THAT I ALWAYS FART REALLY LOUDLY WHILE POOPING WHEN BUCCIARATI IS IN THE FUCKING BATHROOM TOO

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Save some for me

WHY IS IT THAT I ALWAYS FART REALLY LOUDLY WHILE POOPING WHEN BUCCIARATI IS IN THE FUCKING BATHROOM TOO

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God there's something severaly wrong with him

Who the fuck is screaming its 2 am

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Also don't worry about healing Bruno's gang, I got that covered. Though you may need to heal me because when I heal the guys less intense versions of their wounds appear on me

If guido comes to you asking to be healed slap him and send him my way

The Bitch Ass Doctor Cortado here,

I'm a sorta medic for most gangs that used to be under Polpo.

So, uh, I have some concerns. Your dear Mista happens to get shot, by his own bullets no less, every time he leaves.

Please talk to him about this, I've tried to get through to him and frankly can't be arsed anymore. I'm not made out of the calcium I heal him with.

Either tell him to stop getting shot, or to pour milk on his wounds before seeing me. Thank you.

Yours Sincerely

- @ask-cortado

Bitch I'll just heal him instead, in a healer too

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The Bitch Ass Doctor Cortado here,

I'm a sorta medic for most gangs that used to be under Polpo.

So, uh, I have some concerns. Your dear Mista happens to get shot, by his own bullets no less, every time he leaves.

Please talk to him about this, I've tried to get through to him and frankly can't be arsed anymore. I'm not made out of the calcium I heal him with.

Either tell him to stop getting shot, or to pour milk on his wounds before seeing me. Thank you.

Yours Sincerely

- @ask-cortado

Bitch I'll just heal him instead, in a healer too

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One time i sprayed him with perfume and he hissed at me

One of your friends is a zombie. A stinky smelly corpse man.

@ask-mista ?

Or @ask-crappy-mista

or @ask-mista-and-friends 🤔

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Down boy

Arf arf

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if i buy you food would u hug me

Depends… who’s asking?

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Get out of my house….

@ask-crappy-mista @ask-mista-and-friends @ask-mista

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What do you want

@ask-crappy-mista @ask-mista-and-friends @ask-mista

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Glad you guys all like my food post PayPal me $100 so i can eat subway