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Mroo, mroo mroo, mroo.

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Why are you scared of the cow if that wasn't you that got knocked over huh?

Have you ever looked into a cows eyes? Pure evil.

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MROOO

This worse than that time I got bisected in Shanghai.

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Sideways start being actually funny and not a little bitch challenge

Think you sent this to the wrong Sideways skin suit. I’m always funny.

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Mroo

Stay BACK foul meat skin!

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So if I get better at sucking piston then you, I can replace you? Guess I know what my weekend plans are.

Good luck meat bag. Can’t beat perfection with your lifespan.

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Sideways stop being funny. Please, I beg of you

No.

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So you do suck unicorn's piston! Can't wait to tell all the other Cybertronians you only have the job because you are easy.

You don’t become herald of the end times without a little elbow grease. And the fact that I suck piston so good it made a god of the end times say “Yeah I’ll keep you around.” Is a testament to my skill.

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How much piston sucking off of Unicron is required to be his Herald? I feel like a lot, considering how much of a lil bitch you are.

Why don’t you ask your mother? I learned my technique from the best.

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I don’t know who gave you this log but I can assure you that is not me. Perhaps it’s another, Inferior Sideways.

You sure? I have evidence to the contrary of you losing to an organic.

What evidence? No organic has ever beaten me, plain and simple.

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You sure? I have evidence to the contrary of you losing to an organic.

What evidence? No organic has ever beaten me, plain and simple.

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What’s the weirdest shit you’ve come across while going throw different universes?

Oh boy that would be hard to determine! But off the top of my head the weirdest thing has gotta be that one time I encountered a version of Chromedome who had the habit of “polishing pistons” for predacons if you catch my drift.

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You'd loose a fight with what is basically a roided out cow. Those are your vibes.

Hey I’ll have you know Unicron would NEVER let one of his servants loose a fight to a petty organic creature.

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Just entered a universe where Optimus Primes alternate mode was was a the Fork Knife battle bus.

I hate.

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I am the hottest bot in this Maccadams parking lot.

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@askvectorprime

What’s Solus’s trans-dimensional subspace frequency?

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Oh yeah you meatbags send me asks if you want.