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Alucard how could you

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Harlot...

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What in Christ's name?

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OH GOD DAMNIT

Besides black and red, what color do you like too?

Blonde

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I have made cheesecake

That looks really good, good job!

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That's why I said it's fine. But that's very messy and I need that money for the organization

don’t be mad, I was just trying to be a good son, buuut…I may or may not have filled Dad’s coffin to the brim of blood packets and though he is supposed to have a certain amount of blood packets, soooo… sorry?

Great. Another mess to tidy.

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It's fine, it's fine

don’t be mad, I was just trying to be a good son, buuut…I may or may not have filled Dad’s coffin to the brim of blood packets and though he is supposed to have a certain amount of blood packets, soooo… sorry?

Great. Another mess to tidy.

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I'm glad, I can rest easy then

Besides black and red, what color do you like too?

Blonde

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Well don't, that coffin was exceedingly expensive and now I'll have to fly out to Romania just to get the soil of Alucard's birth lands for a new coffin.

don’t be mad, I was just trying to be a good son, buuut…I may or may not have filled Dad’s coffin to the brim of blood packets and though he is supposed to have a certain amount of blood packets, soooo… sorry?

Great. Another mess to tidy.

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I won't be leaving you alone any longer then, I'm back and please don't do anything crazy the next time

Integra's face is flushed a faint red

Besides black and red, what color do you like too?

Blonde

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don’t be mad, I was just trying to be a good son, buuut…I may or may not have filled Dad’s coffin to the brim of blood packets and though he is supposed to have a certain amount of blood packets, soooo… sorry?

Great. Another mess to tidy.

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Have you ever considered making blood popsicles for Alucard or Seras? Like just freezing blood in popsicle molds.

What a comical question, no I haven't but maybe it'd convince Seras to actually ingest blood

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Do you have a girlfriend?

Do I look like I have time for romance? That's a lot to uphold along with the Hellsing organization

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What is happening, my count?? I was inactive for how long and chaos ensued

Besides black and red, what color do you like too?

Blonde

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Hey girly pop, lemme get a sniff of that hair😌

Sure thing, I hear I smell like herbal black tea and cigars

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While amusing, I don't think I know how to help with that. I'm the head of a vampire killing organization..not a doctor-

*It was 2:31 pm, everyone was asleep in the Hellsing Manor…expect for my stupid ass. Walks down in the basement, with a weighted blanket over my shoulders, with a pillow. Sees dad’s coffin he’s sleeping in, and sleeps next to the coffin on the floor…*

*cracks his eyes open, even in the coffin he could tell someone else was down here. The coffin door slides open, he pokes his head out of it. Looking down." Why are you on the floor?