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daily reminder to drink some wa-

hold on.

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is it anyone on tumblr named Brian?

is there anyone logged in right now who has the name Brian

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I’m not sure if I should be concerned about this and go back to job searching. For a while I didn’t have any luck finding a job outside my company so I decided to look within and apply to other departments and, after a couple of interviews, I was offered the position and I agreed to it. I’ve been told by both my current manager and my new manager that the transition should happen around September but they can’t give me an exact date yet because they’re still discussing things. I’m not sure what they’re discussing because as far as I knew the department I would be joining is in desperate need of another person and I’m desperately trying to get out of mine. I’ve been told this since early July, so the fact that they’re telling me maybe the transition will happen in 2 months, it makes me wonder if they’ll even have an official date by then. I don’t think it should take this long, so if this is a red flag, maybe I should continue my job hunt and see if I get lucky this time.

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'Icebound River'. Charles Rosen. c. 1915.

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Talia: *attempting to calm a newly conscious Jason Todd* I am sure this must come as a shock to you, child, but it’s been three years since- Jason: *jolting up in bed, scaring the shit out of five watching assassins* FUCK, MY FICS HAVE GONE UN-UPDATED FOR THREE YEARS? Talia: Jason: I PROMISED MY SUBSCRIBERS— Ra’s: *leaning over to Talia* what is a . . “Fic”? Talia: *shrugs*

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Hey Flip, how far do you think you could yeet one of the Flux clones?For Science, of course.

Flip: The only sport better than Shining Armour’s wife toss is Flux clone toss!

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Butch AJ and femme Rarity? They are the butch/femme blueprint imo

with a height difference!

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This morning I had to get up wretchedly early and attend a stupid work meeting. It’s my second early morning in a row and a second night of horrible sleep to boot. I was dragging horribly, and worse I had a two hour break between the end of the meeting and the start of my shift.

So I decided to just go home and maybe try to nap a bit, hang out with my wife.

But I pull into my parking space and see a cat.

A freshly groomed cat, no collar. The kind of cat that really does not look at all like an outdoor cat. I got out of the car and chirped and the cat trotted up to me with great enthusiasm bordering desperation. So I thought, Goddamn it, and I texted my wife asking them to bring a cat carrier outside.

I sat petting the creature for easily ten minutes, and honestly, if I didn’t have cats I’d have been mightily tempted to keep this cat because I’ve so seldom met a creature so lovely.

But I do have cats and moreover someone cared enough to groom this lovely creature and was probably missing them.

So I loaded up the carrier amidst a storm of the cutest tiniest mews ever and drove to a cat shelter.

The good news is that the beautiful thing is indeed chipped, but the bad news is I don’t get any resolution. Hopefully this ᓚᘏᗢ slipped outside and the owners are grateful to get the call. Hopefully the owners didn’t just chuck an absolute sweetheart outside. Hopefully it was worth missing my nap but I’ll never get to know.

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Chuckling to myself remembering the time I completely broke a scammer's brain by telling them I use Linux.

Scammer: do you have an apple or a windows computer please?

Me: neither, I use Linux.

Scammer: no no no, I asked if you use a apple or a windows

Me: neither

Scammer: what is the sticker? Is it a four boxes or is it an apple with a bite?

Me: ... I don't use EITHER of them. There's a third operating system called Linux. It isn't a PC or a mac. Please tell me you understand

Scammer: do -- do you know what I mean about apple or windows sir?

Me: yes. I'm a software developer. I understand completely. I'm telling you that YOU don't understand. Its called Linux, spelled L-I-N-U-X, type it into google

Scammer:

Scammer: but is it an apple or a windows computer sir

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Guess what?! @empressofthesith's idea worked great!

I sent a few of her clones to the Space Station Depot to pick up some supplies for me, and I immediately got a call from the manager. He offered to permanently lift my ban if I promised to never again send a pack of giant, intimidating, Force-weilding Nautolans in my stead.

Best deal I ever made. Yay!

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An archivist found a long forgotten 8mm film reel in an old metal box, marked “Philippines 1942”. Thinking it was lost WWII footage, he sent it in to be restored/digitized. When he got the footage back, he found puppies instead (via)

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