ask-splendid

[ask-splendid]

Do you feel obligated to do heroic work because of your powers?

“I love helping people and I have no problems with being a superhero. But, like everyone, I need to rest too.”

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is there anybody in town you just can’t stand?

“This is the 5th time today. He’s just trying to get my attention at this point.”

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Hey Splendid! So, with Splendon't, is he your brother? Or do you guys just look alike?

“The mirror is just a simple way of saying ‘alternate dimension’. So he is me just as much as I am him. We’re of the same stature, strength, and looks! Almost... since he’s red, I’m blue, he’s dont, I’m did and whatnot.”

“So we fought and didn’t see eye to eye for years! Which is a shame. It’s not our fault that our world’s collided.”

“He’s still adjusting to life here. Where he comes from, heroes don’t hide.”

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Hello Mr. Splendid, sir. Have you ever considered participate in any baking contest in Happy Tree Town? We heard that besides your daily superhero life you're have interest in baking. If you'll have a day off or some spare time, feel free to write us (or specifically me, Raspy) back if you'd like to join. Thank you for your notice and have good day.

“Feeling like a stranger in the crowd is refreshing.”

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I’ve heard you like to bake. I’m something of a baker myself, can you rate these cookies? I give them out a lot so I’d hope they have a hero’s approval!

“Consider it hero approved!”

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what does a day in the heroic life look like?

“Truthfully, it’s quiet for the most part since i’m not the only hero. Firefighters exist, for example.”

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Hello Splendid! How's your day been?

“Haha, I said the line.”

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"Oh. Oh god." -localraccoonthief

“I saw that. Don’t try to hide.”

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hey why are you ripping off splendont?? rude much? he should sue you

“I don’t know how to explain to you that there’s at least 30 other squirrels who look like me and Dont.”

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Maybe you can can form a league with all the other super squirrels?

“And they’re very good at what they do.”

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have you ever posed for a calender...you know ... one of those fun ones

“It sold out pretty fast. Quite exciting if you ask me! Who knew people liked old fashioned calendars so much...”

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splendid how the hell are you so cute at all times forever

“You’re quite cute yourself, anon!”

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“I heard people were interested in knowing more about my life as a hero. I’m more than happy to answer.”

- NO NSFW! Have some respect!

- MILD GORE is ALLOWED!

- This blog is ship friendly, but mod enjoys Splendid x Lifty the most! So that will be implied.

- Splendid is 30+

- Posts will most likely be slow. A hero is busy afterall!