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Is the moon freaky
"I fear they are freakier than freak"
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Im really hungry so i went to the fridge but all i got were ingredients, not food

I am NOT eating raw vegetables and frozen meat, im not that desperate
And i sure am not taking time to even cook food from the ingredients because im too tired to do that, plus i suck at doing complex dishes so like..
No im not gonna just cook the eggs, i cook eggs all the time but i gotta eat something else or ill get tired of eating eggs and would rather starve myself than cook eggs man!
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sure but I won't be able to talk my keyboard has officially fucked up (it doesn't close after I talk)
i gave @definitely-not-a-orange-lollipop ichor
"the fuck is ichor"
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i gave @definitely-not-a-orange-lollipop ichor
"the fuck is ichor"
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oh yeah goa made a gimmick blog it’s @definitely-not-a-orange-lollipop
"nice"
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I know how to kill Caine and it begins with this
"OH HO HO! tell me more plz :3"
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GO GET EM
What is 1+1 zooble 🌚🌚🌚
what do you think i am, fucking stupid? it’s 3, obviously.
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*gives you a blunt*
"... This is illegal!" *Eats it* "I SEE SOUNDS AND HEAR COLORS"
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"... Why are you like this >:("
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"shut yo ass up 😰"
Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you
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"hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night"
creeper? aw man
"so we back in the mine"
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"side-side to side"
creeper? aw man
"so we back in the mine"
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creeper? aw man
"so we back in the mine"
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