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Is anyone on good terms with the bird, or is it all bad?

[Adventure Galley]: "...Martinho?"

[Whydah]: "I think they mean Swallow..."

[Galley]: "Ah, ne'er cross swords with that lass." [Whydah]: "Surprising..."

[Golden Hind]: "A good fighter, that one; snapped off one of my horns while Pelican ripped off a wing in turn, but far too eager to pursue anyone who irks her."

[Whydah]: "We're... decent. Can't say good, but it's decent between us... personally, I mean."

[Mary Celeste]: "Al'sumi? Hah! That one's terrified of me. I can't even get close to her without her wanting to bolt for it. I wouldn't mind striking up a conversation, however.

[Golden Hind]: "Then there's Delivery."

[Galley]: "Th'a noblewoman?"

[Golden Hind]: "Yes, I believe so. I do remember that they used to be close... but I can't quite recall when or why."

[Whydah]: "...Wait huh?"

[Galley]: "Somethin' wrong, lassie?"

[Whydah]: "Nothing, nothing... just. Thinking about things."

[Galley]: "Aye, if ye say so."

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Hey Royal Fortune, do you think Fancy would like these as edible food?

[Whydah]: "So how do we tell them Fortune has been missing for the past few days?..."

[Golden Hind]: "Well... I doubt Fancy would do so, but—"

[Mary Celeste]: "She has."

[Golden Hind]: "I beg your pardon?"

[Mary Celeste]: "Don't ask how I know this, but she really likes green crayons specifically."

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//alright everything's been updated go crazy go stupid

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//hi chat tje voices (hi chad hi nobby) have spoken *points at the rest of tempesta*

//RELEASE THE KRACKENS

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(Passes you a tomato)

"Blimey! A full arse tomato in th'a middle o' nowhere?! Whose sorcery is this??"

"...Well, I'm more o' a sweets gal, but a lil' extra food ne'er hurt anyone!"

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"Looks like there's a pattern to these... waves? They just be congregations o' Beasts, but they look like waves from afar– that terrorize these waters. But I still can't make heads or tails of 'em... taken to hoverin' around the edge of each patch and waitin' for those waves to calm."

"Could I fight 'em? Sure. 'Tis easy, but I ain't exhaustin' me-self for speed; this could be another Echo ploy like th'a Fountain."

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Which is harder to deal with? The bird, or the fancy one?

"Yer comparin' a mosquito to a rabid dog, mate."

"They both be terrible, but one's a tiny nuisance that's impossible t' smack, and the other can an' will rip yer arm off."

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I know where you are! Not in Kansas anymore! :D

"If anythin', lad, I'd be more concerned if I was in Kansas! That's dead center in the middle of th'a Union!"

...

"Oh Goddess save me th'a nearby patch o' sea just exploded into a Beast orgy."

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"So. Tempests. Not the normal storm kind, the ones we use for travel. 'Tis where we get our namesake."

"I bring this up 'cause a nasty one just passed by, got me seperated from me crew, and dumped in the middle of waters with funny lookin' hues. Then a bunch'a fish-humans clambered onto me deck and next thing I know I'm wrestlin' with a Beast!"

"Killed 'em already, but where in th' name of the good Goddess am I???"

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//would you guys like to interact with an alternate version of royal fortune?

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a choir of adoring angels has surrounded my blog. and they come bearing a request i simply cannot refuse

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"Hey so was anyone in the crew gonna tell me that Hindy's reflections can throttle you or what I s'pposed to find that out myself?"

"Minor update: Some of the complainin' lassies did say they just wanted me to see if I could do anythin' about Hind's tentacles gettin' everywhere (I can't)... but some of 'em said that they didn't see or feel any o' her slime on 'em."

"Mildly concernin'!"

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"Minor update: Some of the complainin' lassies did say they just wanted me to see if I could do anythin' about Hind's tentacles gettin' everywhere (I can't)... but some of 'em said that they didn't see or feel any o' her slime on 'em."

"Mildly concernin'!"

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* talk about your muse!

send 🍯 for a food headcanon

send🥛for a drink headcanon

send 🐢 for a mental health headcanon

send 🦄 for a physical health headcanon

send ⌛for a sleep headcanon

send 💕 for a love headcanon

send 💣 for a stress headcanon

send 😵 for a sickness headcanon

send 🤲 for a religious headcanon

send 🏡 for a home headcanon

send 🍬 for a family headcanon

send 💼 for a work headcanon

send ⛈️ for a sadness headcanon

send 😡 for an anger headcanon

send 💩 for a ridiculous headcanon

send 🌼 for a happiness headcanon

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$5 says the "nothings" kansen are getting poked by while around Hind are her tentacles. They do seem to have a mind of their own...

Also, is she normally so forward about her desires or is there just something special about whoever she has her eyes on?

"Hm... Prolly, yeah. I'll need to ask those lassies if they got slimed or somethin'..."

"As fer Hind herself, she's just... like that. Not sure how much she means her words, though; we're used to 'er antics an' all."

"Though honestly, I'd rather have the lass be like that than when she's actually got an eye on ye..."

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"Got some reports from the big guy that some girls are complainin about gettin' poked by nothin' when around Hind..."

*Sigh* "Time to investigate, I s'ppose."

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*gives you a Super Heavy Shell*

enjoy. :]

"WHAT AM I SUPPOSED T' DO WITH THIS???"

("SHOVE IT IN A CANON AND SEE IF YOU CAN SHOOT IT!")

("GALLEY I SWEAR TO THE WINGS—")