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- @its-just-showbiz

Yes! He’s a great employee! He always does such a groovy job of making sure the show goes according to plan!

Don’t take him though. I will fight you again and it won’t end in a tie next time.

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M MIKE??? MIKE IS A USELESS PEACE OF [[Aged and Unrecyclable Machinery]]!!!!

KIND REGARDS, ANONONMYOUS

GET OUT, SPAMTON.

UNKIND REGARDS, TENNA.

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Mr. Tenna, we know it's hard to believe, but could you at least ask Mike yourself? It would be good to here what they have to say on the matter.

I already told them about the smear campaign against him!

He agreed it was a very silly attempt from the haters!

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chat do we have to kill this mike

NO????? DON’T DO THAT!!!

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It’s time for today’s Daily Question!

(Hint: Most answers are correct!)

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Seems it!

Mike! I got some bad news for you, pal!

Some folks are trying to start a smear campaign on you! They’ve been saying you hired a hit man, can you believe it?

Anyhoo! Be careful! Haters can get quite dedicated!

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[* Upon hearing the first sentence, Battat feels his heart drop.]

Bad news?!

[* The rest of what Tenna says does happen to calm them down, but not by much.]

Haha, yeah... Uh... those haters aren't playing around now, are they?

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Thank you for participating in yesterday’s daily question!

The correct answers were Nobles and Royalty as well as Whoever They Want! Performing for high society folks was traditional, but really, jesters can do anything!

They can do anything! Haha! Remember THAT line, folks? Folks??

Tune in at 2:00 PM CST for today’s Daily Question!

It’s time for today’s daily question!

(Hint: One correct answer is associated with monarchy, and one correct answer is very groovy!)

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That’s what I think!

Those darn haters, trying to send me into an angry paranoid spiral again—

But don’t worry! I know you wouldn’t do anything like that!

Mike! I got some bad news for you, pal!

Some folks are trying to start a smear campaign on you! They’ve been saying you hired a hit man, can you believe it?

Anyhoo! Be careful! Haters can get quite dedicated!

- @ask-tenna

[* Upon hearing the first sentence, Battat feels his heart drop.]

Bad news?!

[* The rest of what Tenna says does happen to calm them down, but not by much.]

Haha, yeah... Uh... those haters aren't playing around now, are they?

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if youre so sure, check the converstation he had with the new reporter.

Don’t need to! Besides, that reporter skews things. I’m not going anywhere near them.

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He really isn't. Your so-called 'Mike' isn't as good as you think he is.

Mike have been my number one assistants for years!

If you think you’ll sway me with some poorly made rumors, you’re crazy!

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No they're right its Mike. We've got proof in fact.

He did it because he's tired of you being mopey and depressed about Jevil

I don’t blame him for that, but he’d NEVER do something like put a hit on him!

Mike’s better than that!

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snork mimimimimi

Gah!

***[he sets the sleeping viewer on a couch]***

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Thoughts on “I Should Watch TV” by David Byrne and St Vincent?

Thoughts on “The Amazing Digital Circus”?

I think you SHOULD watch TV!

Not sure what The Amazing Digital Circus is, though I’ve heard of it!

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Have you tried mixing bleach and windex and drinking it?

It’d be a fun groovy drink for you in particular!

Not my viewers!

Specifically you!

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Im gonna kiss your head

Please do not right now.

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is Tenna short for Tennjamin

Nope! Not short for anything!

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Fun Fact: you’re gonna be okay, Tenna. 🩶💖❤️

(PS I love TV so much)

Yes, I’m okay. I’m groovy even! Just hunky-doody!!!!