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Last time I saw some for sale there were ones of paris and shit, you're telling me they've never done one of like the Swiss alps? for skiing? And the other things?

PSA, stop. Letting. Your. Children. Eat. Dirty. Snow!

Please

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This whole thing reeks of Morgan and Mimic.

First off, rude :P I'm not even touching the florida thing again. But you mean to say nothing featuring snow is avalable on NYC? not even images? cheesy xmas cards? those memory experiances? Like it hasn't snowed here since the 70s but I've seen pictures of it??

PSA, stop. Letting. Your. Children. Eat. Dirty. Snow!

Please

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Behold, a man.

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Red-Spider is my Spidersona! She was bitten by a radioactive Nicodamus Peregrinus, also known as "The Wandering Red & Black Spider."

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these two

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📳?

HELLOOOO XANDER AND MIMIC yall's ringtone is california gurls by katy perry :-P

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Hey Gwen! After y'all picked such a good one I worry I've falen short (╥﹏╥)

Yours is Chelsea Dagger by The Fratellis

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You KNOW our identity is decided by a bingo wheel each morning! But we appriciate the good taste- And the jerky!! I'll send Laura over with some homemade gochujang later- its really getting funky >:3

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Sup Xee! Tell Mimic I'm teleporting some jerky into your front room. Anyway yall's ring tone is The Slur Song by Bigfoot's Biggest Fan, because I'm not keeping up with all that faggotry. At least *one* of them has gotta apply to you on any given day

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We... I don't kow if i'm offended or not XD

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HELLOOOO XANDER AND MIMIC yall's ringtone is california gurls by katy perry :-P

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here's a fun question! send me a 📳 and i'll tell you what my ringtone for you is :-)

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he's just being silly

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THATS 6.5%! THATS TWICE THE SALT CONTENT OF SEA WATER!! YOU SHOULD BE SO DEHYDRATED RIGHT NOW YOU SHOULD BE DEAD!

If I lived near it I would drink ocean water I bet it would be delicious

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I... You should not drink ocean water?!?!!? HELLO???? Putting asside the contaminates and fish pee, that amount of salt can KILL you!!

If I lived near it I would drink ocean water I bet it would be delicious

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Three 15-year-old closet cases walk into class... feat. @ask-spider-man-61610, Xander, and @ask-anarky

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And you get a web and you get a web

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Describe your suit– what does it look like? How was it made? Any special features?

Well, technically this is suit 2.0, but given both were pretty much just Anarky, the features are the same. With such cool perks as: Mouth for eating cops Hands, for ripping cops Hoodie, for to when its cold Made of girlfriend, for smooching Belt full of gadget shit, for everything else! As for design, I just changed it up a bit because keeping my identity secret is pretty much a moot point now so, might as well serve cunt while im serving up villains on a platter

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Uh hmm... I don't have an exact solution but I have a few spare cred stick in a the back of a draw somewhere around here. Might be able to get something delivered? At least to tide you over till you can work out something more permanant?

Alright fine, I cannot believe I'm doing this but uh,

Cherut here, need advice of a specific kind that unfortunately you all will probably have. So here goes; How do you all source food, as much as I'd love to raid food trucks, I only have so many hours and those trucks are actually going to places that need food. I guess all places need food but, I mean I'm not hitting food trucks in rich areas, so I'd basically be robbing my fellows down here so, yeah.

No way to go outside, at least not without some pretty heavy disguise, so I can't exactly hold down a 6-11. I figure you're all wanted for your various spider bullshit so one of you must have come up with a solution for this.

Che out.