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AAA I LOVE YOU GUYS SM you guys are such lil himbo cuties !!

Not to be too forward but are the homies a polycule confirmed?..andwouldyoumindanotherhomieadded

(im not sure how to ask this but may I be 🦋🏳️‍🌈? )

The Hanks: Thanks, homie!

Hank 3: And we are!

Hank 4: And we'll never say no to another bro!

Hank 2: Let's hang!

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*Gives fox*

The Hanks: Awww!!

M.N.// GET OUTTA HERE LAV

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(this has nothing to do w/ the ask blog but I have more de followers here so-)

HEY YOU

YEAH YOU

YOU LIKE DATE EVERYTHING??

YOU WANNA ROLEPLAY??

JOIN OUR SILLY LITTLE DISCORD SERVER :3

(made by @i-just-wanna-write-fanfic lol I just mod there)

https://discord.gg/2AJSdqzXVN

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hey Hanks!! can you tell 4 I think he's looking extra tubular today? also, you all deserve a little cake. as a treat. <3 do you guys have a favorite flavor?

Hank 4: You're looking extra tubular too, homie!

Hank 1: As for us, we all like different flavors! I like vanilla,

Hank 2: I like strawberry,

Hank 3: I like chocolate,

Hank 4: I like red velvet!

Hank 5: And I like angel food cake!

Hank 1: But feel free to make us anything! We're not picky!

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How do I tell my parents I’m dating all of you guys?

The Hanks: Be confident!

Hank 2: We're here for you, homie!

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Mo/the failed mad scientist (Mold) stares at the hanks. He had been staring at them for a while now. He finally blinks

"If I recruited you 5 as henchmen you wouldn't want pay right?"

-🥽🧫 anon

Hank 1: Sorry bro, we're not really looking for a new gig.

Hank 3: Being extreme is a full time job!

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the Hanks hello there

This is an olm. Opinions on the freaky lil cave dudes?

Hank 4: Where's bro's face??

Hank 2: Silly little man!

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3, you said you didn’t mind when I one guy was biting hangers, what’s so different with being nomed somftly

Hank 3: There's a big difference between getting bitten in a hot way, and getting stuck halfway in someone's mouth.

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What do you guys think of this?

[They all gasp and immediately begin cooing at full volume over each other.]

The Hanks: Awww!!

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Collie Seum, the theatre posters, seems to smile when she manages to find the hanks.

“Well there you all are! It’s been a while- how have you been recently? How many adventures? Being trapped in the attic with ‘Chem’ i am not calling them XxxChemicalNightmare made me sort of miss your bright personalities.”

(OOC: Really hope you don’t mind OCs, tumblr rp blog homie)

-Collie Seum 🎭

The Hanks: Collie!

[They all give her their signature Hank smiles, patting her on the back and smiling.]

Hank 2: Great to see you again, broseph!

Hank 4: How ya been?

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hanks!!! heres the strawberry cheesecake i could show you guys that one timw :}

The Hanks: Just as delicious as we imagined!

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Well a cabinet door fell on my head so I don't know what I'm supposed to do for that other than get hugs from my favorite silly guys.

(Same anon that has the headache btw. 0/10 experience)

The Hanks: Not radical.

Hank 1: Need us to yell at Cabrizzo for ya?

Hank 4: Cuz we will!

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So me and my friend were trying to figure out what size yall would be. Then the conversation went to how kissing would work so I drew hank 3 being eaten by my friend

Hank 3: GET ME OUTTA HERE!!

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you five

me

gas station.

what are we getting for dinner?

sushi, of course!

UH OH!

/ref+q

Hank 5: Uh oh what??

Hank 1: Did something happen to our sushi??

Hank 2: I think we should get something other than gas station sushi...

M.N.// Hey look, a reference I actually get! Crazy :D

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Shisa shrimp

The Hanks: Awww!!

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Hi mod can I be 🥽🧫 anon to rp my oc?

M.N.// Added :)

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Hanks how would you feel if I said I haven’t slept in a week?🤑

Deadass tho these teachers assigned a lot of projects

The Hanks: Not radical...

Hank 1: Getting good grades is important, but you gotta rest homie!

Hank 4: Make sure to take some time to yourself. Take a nap if you need to.

Hank 3: I've found a good cuddle session with my bros helps rejuvenate me.