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goodness me, I'd forgotten my tolerance to Mr. Booze is nonexistent. I'm two dos equis deep... thinking about the Nintendo Wii. (⁠｡⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

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people are Testing me... (⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻ I am being Tested, and oh boy, am I about to Fail (⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)⁠━⁠☆ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟ

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guess who managed to snag Grifter's Bone merch at the charity shop! 〜⁠(⁠꒪⁠꒳⁠꒪⁠)⁠〜

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they Are beautiful creatures! have You ever seen a spider's web on various substances? easily confused little things, when given weed... (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

stupid ass Spider knocked my asks out... they are open now. but Beware... I am, as told by many, absolutely insufferable ┏⁠(⁠＾⁠0⁠＾⁠)⁠┛

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That Guy from the crystal shop came into my work today (i work at a smoke shop) (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) and asked me "what will make me forget my dreams?" and I was like "sir we sell vapes with games on them here." (⁠☉⁠｡⁠☉⁠)⁠!

I did end up selling him a dragon fruit geek bar and he Was very cute, in the same way a nervous dog sniffing your hand is cute— or perhaps a tired old dog! I think next time I'll sneak him a hit of my john f Pennedy. (⁠＾⁠∇⁠＾⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♪

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stupid ass Spider knocked my asks out... they are open now. but Beware... I am, as told by many, absolutely insufferable ┏⁠(⁠＾⁠0⁠＾⁠)⁠┛

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How do I Politely tell someone, or, moreover, something that they're an Idiot when the concept of insults doesn't faze them.... (⁠*⁠﹏⁠*⁠;⁠)

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MORE?? (⁠＠⁠_⁠＠⁠;⁠)

my question is... why Did Mr. Leitner have that copy of Alice in Wonderland? what purpose was there for a book you could Read... but also tear out the pages and use them for rolling? I do wonder if he ever used it. it would explain why he's Like That. (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

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my question is... why Did Mr. Leitner have that copy of Alice in Wonderland? what purpose was there for a book you could Read... but also tear out the pages and use them for rolling? I do wonder if he ever used it. it would explain why he's Like That. (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

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Hello :>

(asks are open!)

can you feel it? your heart beating? don't you think it's beating too fast? you should check your pulse. check it again. you smoked waaaaaay too much weed man!

I don't remember my old name, but you can call me Paradox! Perry if you're chill like that. (⁠＠⁠_⁠＠⁠;⁠)

⊙⁠﹏⁠⊙ I don't think I'm technically authorized to live and work in the UK but I haven't gotten in trouble so far...

ask me anything! unless you're that weirdo who pulls it out of people. in which case, compel at your own risk :> I have oh so many traumas and you Will regret asking. (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

🌀 hello! my name is Saturn, I write Perry! I'm 22, as is Perry physically, though age is hard when you're a spiral avatar. he only bites a little!

🌀 muse is very gay (mlm) and uses he/it pronouns

🌀 mun uses they/he

🌀 would prefer if minors stayed away simply because of the nature of what I write

🌀 i also rp over discord AND i write canon characters (but only if you do as well teehee) so please feel free to dm me!

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🌀 paradox rambles: IC posts

🌀 saturn rambles: OOC posts

🌀 (name) rambles: helps categorize interactions

🌀 paradox answers: answered asks!