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Hi there. I'm calling this blog a day for the moment - never say it's over though. If you'd like to follow me on new adventures with two new bots, about the same format with more RPing involved, please follow me at @bywayofnature to interact with Beachcomber and Seaspray.

Thanks for the memories here, let's make some new ones!

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Me and @soe-leo arguing about whether tfp Megatron has any black on him or not

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Writing Commissions!

Hi there! Fresh writer (although many of you know me on here lol) trying out commissions for fanfictions. I do any fandoms, but I'm best at Transformers. Here are prices!

$2 - 500 Words

$3 - 1000 Words

$4 - 2000 Words

Will do any pairings (no incest), most genres, and NSFW for those over 18. Please don't hesitate to DM me here or at biblet02#3699 on Discord before commissioning if you have any questions!

https://ko-fi.com/paranoidrobotwriting433

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figured i'd let everyone know in case i didn't - haven't been on tumblr in a while, don't remember if i did - i turned 18 in june

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uwaaa!~

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Thank you for the like, Smokescreen. I truly hope that this will be the start of my career on this platform.

Wow!

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Wow!

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Send ‘look here’ to tilt my muse’s chin up, urging them to look you in the eyes.

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my discord tag is biblet02#3699 if anyone would like to add me or anything. i'm much more active on there and don't mind rping, but please, please do not expect me to be quick about responding to rps. im a lot more of a talker

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incredible, i am 18 and forgot to post about it for almost a month.

on that note, invite me to your favorite discord servers i am very cool i promise

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jueves

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Damn, how desperate are you for high quality porn?

[She snorts, continuing to play with the graphics card.]

At least you’re interesting. Rung got too used to me breaking his vent grates. Red alert, is it? Severe anxiety disorder, the works. I’ve caused a minor change in Rung’s office, probably stressed you out some.

Just means I’m doing my job.

~Annoying Anon

"IT-IT'S NOT FOR PORN THANK YOU, YOU WILL ONLY KNOW WHAT IT'S FOR IF YOU GIVE IT BACK!" Red sort of sits back in his chair upon hearing something has been done to Rung's office. "I... Haven't been in there today. So no, I have not seen it. That also has nothing to do with the GRAPHICS CARD THAT YOU ARE HOLDING HOSTAGE!"

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[The utter disrespect this Anon has towards vent grates…]

I dunno if you can lock up an incorporeal being

And I doubt you need such a powerful graphics card as a… Nvidia GeForce 3060? How’d you get this anyway? Scalpers everywhere…

[They fondle the card, clearly bored.]

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HEY, YOU, GRAY-FACED HUMANOID. THAT IS MY PROPERTY AND I DO NOT APPROVE OF YOUR, YOUR FONDLING OF IT! IT WAS QUITE EXPENSIVE AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO GIVE IT BACK TO ME GENTLY!

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ooc:

anonymous asks are now open after someone alerted me that they were closed, feel free to send them in

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TO WHOEVER KEEPS STEALING MY NEW GRAPHICS CARD OUT OF MY COMPUTER. PUT. IT. BACK. IN! I NEED IT FOR IMPORTANT.. BUSINESS MATTERS!

IF IT IS NOT RETURNED IN 3 CYCLES TIME I WILL NOT ONLY BE HIGHLY UPSET WITH YOU, BUT I WILL TATTLE ON YOU TO PROWL! HAVE FUN WITH A GRAPHICS CARD IN THE BRIG, YOU AFT!