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Comic, look man, I know you probably didn’t mean this as harmful, but leaving an anxious person in a crowded space without telling them you’re leaving...*is one of worst things you can do-* Like, seriously man. What were you thinking??? Wait- You weren’t thinking. They’re probably having anxiety rn. That was a stupid idea.

eh. . . yeah, paps is really layin’ into me about it. i don’t got any text from ‘em tho so i thought they were just. . . off doin’ their own thing.

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Oh boy I was expecting worse. Is Sunny home and safe now?

NO. I’M GRABBING SOME PEOPLE AND WE’RE GOING TO GO LOOK FOR THEM

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*sighs and pinches the bridge of my nose* Comic what did you do now?

me ‘n Sunny were out doin’ holiday shoppin’. and when i lost track of ‘em. . . well i figured they’d just text me and-

HE JUST LEFT THEM THERE IN A CROWDED PLACE WITH NO ONE THEY KNOW!! IT’S BEEN OVER AN HOUR SINCE HE’S BEEN HOME AND DIDN’T FEEL THE NEED TO MENTION THIS BEFORE.

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*Sigh* Boss listen to me ok. I know that I can’t understand your situation and I won’t say I understand. But if you need to talk to someone, please talk to your brother or us. This is a stressful time for everyone under that roof. But please don’t take it out on others. And I think that you are wrong about one thing. Ulian is a very sweet and nice person. I think if you just try to get along with them, it will go a long way. We do care about you Boss. So please, just try. -Brutally Honest Anon

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Look, you half witted dickstick. I dunno what it was like where you come from, but it was probably bad. I don’t care if I don’t know anything about you or your life, but you’ve obviously got some damn issues. Even your brother is nicer than you. That human? Yeah, ever thought about the fact that there is something preventing them from pushing back at you? Like that’s not something they can do for whatever personal reason there is? You seemed to be smarter than you’ve shown so far. (1/2)

I. . . CAN ADMIT THAT I’VE SEEN THE WAY THEY REACT TO ME, AND IT’S NOT A GOOD REACTION THAT’S FOR SURE. THEY FLINCH TOO HARD- 

BUT THAT JUST LEAVES ME GETTING ANGRIER!! THEY WON’T EVEN TRY TO FIGHT BACK! THEY JUST SHUT DOWN. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO HANDLE THEM, EVEN MY BROTHER HAS CHASTISED ME ABOUT THIS

BUT IT’S TOO LATE TO CHANGE NOW! THEY ALREADY HATE ME ANYWAYS.

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You don’t have to be “wrapped around their finger.” to show some decency. And so what they aren’t stopping you, they are too afraid of you to do so. I may not know much about you or how thinks work where you are but I sure as hell know one thing. You shouldn’t treat people or monsters like that unless they deserved it. And from what I see, Ulian hasn’t done a single thing. So get off your high horse you little prick. Ulian I’m so sorry you have to deal with this asshole. -Brutally honest Anon

Ah. . . Thank you. I’ll admit i’m a bit. . . sensitive when it comes to this stuff, and I appreciate you guys caring so much.

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Hey Boss, why are you such an asshole? Like seriously you are just bullying Ulian and they really don’t deserve your shit, actually none of them deserve your shit. All your doing is causing trouble for others and yourself. I can tell that you are smart, so you should know that your acting like a fucking idiot. If you pushed Papy to almost kicking you out then you really must be the bad. Learn some manners dumbass. -Brutally Honest Anon

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE PRICK, YOU DON’T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT ME, OR HOW THINGS WORK AROUND HERE.

JUST BECAUSE I’M NOT WRAPPED AROUND SOME DIMWITTED HUMANS FINGER I GET TREATED LIKE A VILLAIN.

THE THING HARDLY COMES IN CONTACT WITH ME, SO I’D HARDLY CONSIDER THE OCCASIONAL JAB AT THEM TO BE BULLYING

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As they say you can really tell what type of person someone is based on how they treat their mother, siblings, or animals. Maybe Boss is acting like an ass because he A. Doesn’t want to be there or B. He’s just really insecure and he’s projecting it in a very rude and destructive way.

Even if that’s true, it doesn’t really excuse the way he’s been acting. The longer he’s like this, the harder it’s going to be to fix how people see him. . . not that he’d listen to any advice anyways.

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Tell us a secret about the boss man

He’s not very nice. . . but he does seem to really care about animals. Bella likes him.

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So Red, I heard that you like shiny stuff. Would you like a palm sized piece of labradorite? It's all polished smooth and fits in the palm of your hand perfectly...

sounds pretty good to me, too bad y’all live in another dimension and stuff. might go lookin for something like it on my own though.

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All right big bros, who has the cutest baby picture of their sibling?

that’d be me, i got one of them wallets that unfolds with tons of Polaroids from when we was growin up underground. i’d show ya but boss’d kick my bony ass, maybe some other time ill show everybody what a cute babybones he was tho.

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God please Sans for the love of all that is holy please tell me you got your brother a pair of weed socks

s’ a good idea, but i know he’d never wear ‘em. . . which is why honey’s got ‘em instead.

different universes, same bullshit issues my dude

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Ok guys, tell me a secret about Red. We haven’t seem him or heard about him yet! I think...

SINCE WE DON’T HAVE HIS “COLLECTIONS” AT HOME, HE’S BEGUN COLLECTING RANDOM TRASH AND SHINY OBJECTS AGAIN. AT LEAST HERE HE CAN BE NUDGED INTO MORE AESTHETICALLY PLEASING COLLECTIBLES INSTEAD OF LITERAL TRASH

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Tell me a secret about papyrus? :3

I SMOKE! I ACTUALLY HAVE A MEDICAL CARD FOR MARIJUANA, EVEN THOUGH RECREATIONAL IS LEGAL HERE NOW. I USE IT FOR MY INSOMNIA.

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Tell me a secret (or at least a fun fact) about Razz!

he actually really likes kids, you wouldnt think so cause he acts so grumpy but he kinda melts when a little kid is involved

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I LOVE YOU PUP DARLING, YOU ARE DOING GREAT SWEETIE!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️

ah, thank you. . . i’m doin’ pretty alright. been doin’ some gardening lately out in the yard

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It is one a.m and I am awake from a nightmare, terrified. What do? Lol

WHEN I HAVE NIGHTMARES, SUNNY TENDS TO HELP ME THROUGH THEM, USUALLY THEY HAVE ME TAKE SOME DEEP BREATHS AND DRINK SOME WATER FIRST.

THEN, THEY HELP ME GET MY MIND OFF OF IT SO I CAN REST AGAIN, OFFERING TO STAY WITH ME.

UNFORTUNATELY YOU CAN’T BORROW OUR MUTUAL FRIEND, BUT PERHAPS KNOWING SOME METHODS TO GET THROUGH THE PANIC AND A VIRTUAL HUG WILL HELP??