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💀 I suppose you're right.

※ What's this I'm hearing about more people?

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💀 ...Not okay. We never should have bothered them. They were happy, and it turned out they weren't even the friends Cleric wanted to stay with anyway...

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Gal, Rob? Yall busy? I was just wondering what Benny and Brennan’s address is….don’t really think I can fax homemade Mac’n’cheese soup, a self care kit, and a back massage gun to the underworld. And I also made a amiguri and attachable cup holder for Balthazar, as a “universe’s best ferryman” gift. Dunno how I’ll get that to him either. In other news, Rich just said he’s bored out his mind. Does he not realize the people he just enabled? Night’s already about to do something, so I’m gonna need your best concoctions. Entertain him something fierce hah.

📜 Now that's an open invitation, if ever I heard one! I think I might have a few things for you to play with ;) I can't remember their address in Florida off the top of my head, but I'll text it to you as soon as I pull it up. And I'm sure Balthazar will love that! Alternatively, I could just call Brennan here to pick the stuff you made for them. Won't take him but a blink.

Also, I thought you might be interested to know Emmet stopped by your apartment and retrieved that shelf. No random incidents for whoever's there next.

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💀 We never should have contacted them.

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💀 Cleric's universe.

※ What's this I'm hearing about more people?

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💀 No one you have to worry about. They're staying with X-PO and will be getting relocated as soon as a suitable world is found.

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💀 Heh. Fair enough.

⨳ .. Thanks for helping them.

💀 You're welcome. I'm sorry that didn't turn out as expected.

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💀 You consider me a friend?

⨳ .. Thanks for helping them.

💀 You're welcome. I'm sorry that didn't turn out as expected.

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💀 Remind me never to help again...

⨳ .. Thanks for helping them.

💀 You're welcome. I'm sorry that didn't turn out as expected.

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💀 ...Maybe if you ask nicely, X-PO will open a portal for you back to Vorton.

⨳ .. Thanks for helping them.

💀 You're welcome. I'm sorry that didn't turn out as expected.

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💀 Because unless you want me to kill you in order to remerge the parts of your soul, it's going to take some time to figure something out to make it work.

⨳ .. Thanks for helping them.

💀 You're welcome. I'm sorry that didn't turn out as expected.

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💀 You will. We'll figure it out, you just need to be patient.

⨳ .. Thanks for helping them.

💀 You're welcome. I'm sorry that didn't turn out as expected.

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💀 If any of my kin still had their full power I would have asked them to come in a heartbeat. But my domain is death. It would have just been a waste of a spell scroll if I tried to cast it.

is cal okay?

The kid's fine, but using that heavy a spell takes a lot out of ya. I'm sure a god could have done it and not had to take such a long nap?

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☀️ Man, what did you guys do to Brennan? He came home and curled up with me and hasn't let go since.

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💀 Sometimes, in order to gain one thing we want, we have to give up others. For you, it could be the memories you've gained since being pulled into the void, or the chance to experience childhood. Please keep in mind that I'm not saying you absolutely will have to give something up in order to be made whole and reunited with your friends again, but it is a possibility. I'm sure we'll learn the requirements once we start looking deeper into this, but it can wait. You and Orion both need rest.

⨳ .. Thanks for helping them.

💀 You're welcome. I'm sorry that didn't turn out as expected.

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💀 I know you did. I'm sure we can still figure something out, but it's going to take some thinking outside of the box. Possibly some sacrifice as well.

⨳ .. Thanks for helping them.

💀 You're welcome. I'm sorry that didn't turn out as expected.

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💀 I had thought, since you still physically exist, that it would remerge the parts of your soul. Although... Hm. Maybe it can't put an adult soul into a child's body?

⨳ .. Thanks for helping them.

💀 You're welcome. I'm sorry that didn't turn out as expected.