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Blog dead stop sending asks

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Welcome. Welcome to Tumblr.

You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining social networking websites. I thought so much of Tumblr that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors. I have been proud to call Tumblr my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to Tumblr. It’s safer here.

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How did you manage to defeat the U.S. Military, considering all their funding?

Better funding

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looks like someone doesn't know about the true absolute endless multiverse.

We are Literally from another plane of existence.

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My hungry ass couldn't work loading the headcrab artillery canisters 😂

the combine soldier at nova prospekt violently surgically augmenting me into a transhuman servitor: What do you mean? What do you mean by that?

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Aperture is almost exactly like HYDRA and I can't explain my thought process on that.

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If I join civil protection may I have permission to fuck aliens Yknow like not to reproduce or anything its science purposes so please ponder for one extra time for science and not as a ploy to unnedingly take up government resources ok good luck deciphering

You are very bad at lying.

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I have a question: Why did it take you so long to conquer Earth?

It wasn't even a day. The Union is of unimaginable might.

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Hi

Is there anyway for me to watch archives of previous Breencasts? I’ve missed a few, and I’ve heard there’s jugglers sometimes!

Ask one of our lovely civil workers to help you out. They can open up certain terminals.

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Hey, Hey, There Are Things To Do!

Yeah the quarantine zone team hasn't finished their asset reaquisition

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Anyways, you are getting a payload of parasitics

I get transferred to City 17 in two days, what should I expect?

Only the best rations around. And constant surveillance for your safety.

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We are sending a sterilization squad right now to your facility.

I get transferred to City 17 in two days, what should I expect?

Only the best rations around. And constant surveillance for your safety.

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I get transferred to City 17 in two days, what should I expect?

Only the best rations around. And constant surveillance for your safety.

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Ah fuck they found out.