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An anonymous friend has requested the Snack Generator to gift you a sparkly snack.

You have received a randomly generated snack.

Please enjoy this: Glittery cookies

*DRAMATICALLY DEEP GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

"COOOKIIIEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLON UPPERCASE D (:D)!!!!!

THANK YOUUU!!! AYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYA-

*Zalpacka then exploded from joy.*

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"YEP!"

*They grin with their usual amount of excitement- which seems to be infinite. Although, their visible eye looks cold and devoid of emotion. But, their voice is happy with practiced high pitched tones... strange. They also responded awfully fast, just adding onto the suspiciousness of this all...*

*Chilly shows up, pretty calm as usual.* "Z, did you steal my stash of candy again? Or was it somebody else this time?" *She doesn't sound even a little angry.*

( @the-demi-reaper )

*Zalpacka slowly glances at an oddly candy pile shaped lump under a blanket they have.*

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...."

*They slowly look back at her, extremely suspiciously.*

"Nooooooooooooooooo..?"

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*Zalpacka stills and their face goes blank as Chilly wraps a wing around them. It's hard to tell if this was a good thing, or a bad thing based off of how blank they just went. They glance away and lean into the touch, forcing themself to put back on their mask of cheerfulness and happily taunts,*

"U h h u h . . . Whattteveeerrr you say, Chilly!"

*Chilly shows up, pretty calm as usual.* "Z, did you steal my stash of candy again? Or was it somebody else this time?" *She doesn't sound even a little angry.*

( @the-demi-reaper )

*Zalpacka slowly glances at an oddly candy pile shaped lump under a blanket they have.*

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...."

*They slowly look back at her, extremely suspiciously.*

"Nooooooooooooooooo..?"

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*Zalpacka hesitates for a second, before pressing their side against Chilly's. They doesn't say anything about it, not particularly wanting to. They keep on gently petting Banana, before getting an idea. With a rather smug tone, they slowly drawl on a question.*

"SoOoOOOoo... You and Shattered, what's uhh... what's goin on there..?"

*They know damn well what's going on, they just want to be annoying.*

*Chilly shows up, pretty calm as usual.* "Z, did you steal my stash of candy again? Or was it somebody else this time?" *She doesn't sound even a little angry.*

( @the-demi-reaper )

*Zalpacka slowly glances at an oddly candy pile shaped lump under a blanket they have.*

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...."

*They slowly look back at her, extremely suspiciously.*

"Nooooooooooooooooo..?"

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*Zalpacka beams at her, immensely happy that they've practically been granted permission to bother Chilly whenever they want. Of course, they already do this (I.E: showing up randomly, watching her sleep, ect ect), but now they've actually been given permission to do so! This makes them happy. They also keep gently petting the snek, because- well, it's a lil scaley pupper, after all.*

"YIPPEE!!!"

*They lean into the touch they're receiving as well, despite how they flinched at the first pat... It reminded them a bit too much of being wacked in the head.*

*Chilly shows up, pretty calm as usual.* "Z, did you steal my stash of candy again? Or was it somebody else this time?" *She doesn't sound even a little angry.*

( @the-demi-reaper )

*Zalpacka slowly glances at an oddly candy pile shaped lump under a blanket they have.*

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...."

*They slowly look back at her, extremely suspiciously.*

"Nooooooooooooooooo..?"

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*Zalpacka gently holds the snek, before sitting down with him. They start gently petting the snake as their voice jumps up in pitch to talk to him.*

"eLllOO lil guyyy... SO pwettytyyy just a widdle bebeee..."

*their voice goes back to normal as they look up to address Chilly.*

"oh yeh- thank youuu, person that I may or may not consider my sibling or at least some strange family memberrrrrrr"

*Chilly shows up, pretty calm as usual.* "Z, did you steal my stash of candy again? Or was it somebody else this time?" *She doesn't sound even a little angry.*

( @the-demi-reaper )

*Zalpacka slowly glances at an oddly candy pile shaped lump under a blanket they have.*

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...."

*They slowly look back at her, extremely suspiciously.*

"Nooooooooooooooooo..?"

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*Zalpacka grins nervously despite it not being visible (Enter the Liam HFJone smile here)*

"UHHHHHHHHHH- NUH UH!!! And no, it's mine now, greater than symbol colon closed bracket 2 (>:])"

*Chilly shows up, pretty calm as usual.* "Z, did you steal my stash of candy again? Or was it somebody else this time?" *She doesn't sound even a little angry.*

( @the-demi-reaper )

*Zalpacka slowly glances at an oddly candy pile shaped lump under a blanket they have.*

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...."

*They slowly look back at her, extremely suspiciously.*

"Nooooooooooooooooo..?"

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*The air distorts and a cute, soft plushie of a purple alpaca with a light peachy orange face appears. It has darker orange button eyes. It has a note tied to its neck with orange sparkly ribbon that says "A gift from your friend, Mal" in vibrant green ink.*

*The most excited, dramatic gasp can be heard from Zalpacka's pocket dimension*

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"

*The plush would be found on top of a pile of pillows on Zalpacka's bed later on, a small, handmade blanket carefully laid across it's back. The note was also hung up on a corkboard Zal has in their room with the ribbon still. No part of the gift was damaged nor even scratched, Zalpacka takes care of their gifts, after all.*

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*Chilly shows up, pretty calm as usual.* "Z, did you steal my stash of candy again? Or was it somebody else this time?" *She doesn't sound even a little angry.*

( @the-demi-reaper )

*Zalpacka slowly glances at an oddly candy pile shaped lump under a blanket they have.*

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...."

*They slowly look back at her, extremely suspiciously.*

"Nooooooooooooooooo..?"

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Intro Post

OOC:

An ask blog for character!Zalpacka, I see no way this could go horribly wrong!

Zal's long description:

They are humanoid, 4'11 ft tall, have black, curling ram horns- one of which is broken off, and large, folded black wings that are pressed against their back. Their galaxy patterned hoodie swirls around, as though there's an actual galaxy trapped in the fabric of their clothing. They have black sweatpants and combat boots to match. Their hair is dark brown and short, going down to their shoulders. They have one visible eyes, being all black with a glowing, vivid purple pupil in the shape of a star. The other eye is covered by a computer error pop-up that reads "Task Failed Successfully". In the corner of said pop-up is an X.

Less difficult to understand desc:

-smoll

-brunnett

-hoodie

-black horns (one brokey) and crow wings

-funky eyes

-error code covering right eye

-human????

BONUS DESC BITS!!!

-has unnaturally sharpened chompers (teeth)

-some of their teeth are jagged cuz of being sharpened badly

-endlessly cheerful

-✨traumtized as H E L L✨

-Shapeshifter

-technically a god but acts like a child

-lowkey kinda annoying to people

-a silly lil lad!!!

Says emoticons out loud (EX: "colon D" to say :D)

Alright, go bother my goober.