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Dear Journal,

My name is Zelda. My father has been the mayor of New York City ever since I was a little girl. He is kind and generous, if a little foolish. He knows that without the help of his advisers and cabinet he wouldn’t be the man he is today. I wouldn’t be surprised if he becomes president soon, with the way everyone’s always talking. He’s a wonderful person you must believe me in this, even as father. He let’s me sing, dress, and learn whatever I please. Recently, however, he’s been asking for me to get married. Can you believe that? I know he means well, but all I want to do is sing and explore, I’m barely out of my teenage years! Ah, but enough about that. I didn’t buy this journal to start talking about my problems. I wanted to keep a record- of what, I’m not entirely sure. Something in me is compelling me to start a dairy of sorts. You see, there’s a new man that’s in town. He calls himself Ganondorf. He doesn’t look like the loose-belted politicians I’ve seen. He smiles too much, and his laugh is always too deep, as if there’s a bigger joke going on that my father doesn’t see. My father might like him for all the money he’s donated and his pretty words, but I don’t trust him, and neither does Link; the boy father found him in the slums of town. He took Link in as a handy man; He’s really good with cars and machines. When he worked as a child in factories; I assume.

To be honest I didn’t even know he existed until recently. But he came to my show, bought me flowers, doesn’t pursue me relentlessly like other boys…he doesn’t talk much at all really. The only thing I know for certain is that I can trust him, and together…maybe we can expose Ganondorf for who he really is. I’ve just got the most terrible feeling about all of this….

(More zelda from me)

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Of course he’d be into plant stuff

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Nicki is having none of your cisnormative bullshit. (x)

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whats the point of voting for president is Ganondorf isn’t one of the options?

Me (via gmg169)

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Look at what my fucking grandma put on my status I’m gonna cry

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Pearl Necklace.

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i was annoyed because it was really laggy and-

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dorks

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Petition for Nicki Minaj to do a rap as Sugilite for Steven Universe

Reblog if you agree

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talking about ur fav character like 

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imagine

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REBLOG IF YOU THINK ITS OK TO COSPLAY WHO EVER YOU WANT DESPITE SKIN COLOR, DISABILITY, HEIGHT, WEIGHT, AND/OR SEXUAL ORIENTATION

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People say TP Link is the most serious Link but remember when TP Link discovered the fishing hole

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We all know Mark looks like Hughes, but Lucy has always reminded me of someone else…