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[askcooper]

Snoooooooore. This thing is all that's been posted anywhere all week, I want some new fun news. I want fun.

Of course I do! But it isn’t everyday that one of my friends star in a hit Broadway show… I was excited, okay?

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It's just team building, Blainers. Falling into peoples' arms, remembering objects that begin with the same letter as peoples' names. Nobody wants to do it. And opposite of helpful is so totally not accurate. In fact, it's just rude. I'm way helpful.

Are you sure you want to miss all of that though? Why would they have it if they didn’t want you to be there? Anyway, okay! Okay, I’ll figure something out and shoot you a text. You’re seriously the opposite of helpful when it comes to this stuff.

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Don't you have better things to be doing than talking to strangers?

askcooper replied to your post:Since I haven’t given my review yet,

STRANGER DANGER!!

Oh hush! I was perfectly fine. They were probably more terrified of me, considering I would just walk up and say I was best friends with Fanny Brice.

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Well, the first month of the project is just team-building or whatever so I guess they don't mind me skipping it. I'll just stroll on back whenever I feel like it. But you're the planner. So just text when you wanna do stuff, and I'll be totes cool with it, kay?

Great! Well, I was hoping there’d be time to see you while you were out, but I just wasn’t sure since it was such a last minute trip, and I know you’ve probably got things to get back to. Anyway, we’ll go enjoy all the wonderful things New York has to offer and then grab ‘Cedes and Kurt for dinner—sounds like a plan to me!

[askcooper]

The best way to get over a party is with another party.

Funny Girl!

It was. What I’m recovering from is the celebration afterward.

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No, we can totally do something. You don't think you can get away with not seeing me, do you? Dinner sounds like it could be good, though. You can show me the best place to eat in the land of Apple juice.

I’ll blame Sam. I don’t think he’ll mind. Oh, well, I’d hate to take you away from Mercedes since you two are spending time together. Maybe find out from her how long the stay might be? I just thought maybe I could steal you for an afternoon or something—then if you wanted, maybe we can grab Kurt and Mercedes and go to dinner or something. 

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Well, I hate to see the Cooperites sick.

'Ppreciate the support, Hotshot. Goes a long way. 

[askcooper]

Again with the man, Blainers. Who have you even been hanging out with out here? But yeah, y'know, I don't even know how long I'm here. It was all kinda last minute. Spontaneous. The way I like it. Maybe you should ask Mercedes.

Okay, okay, that’s fair enough—I guess it hasn’t been that long, especially considering we live on opposite coasts. But yeah, it was still good to see you, man. When are you heading back? Is there time to hang out or something before you’re off back to California?

[askcooper]

Disease free? Okay, I'll take that part. Congrats on that part.

Look, I get that you’ve got a couple years on me and all, but no way you’re going foggy at forty unless you’re taking your headshots to new, literal levels and laying on the alcohol to soothe whatever pain you may have living life as a Disney Prince. What part of disease free are you not understanding? 

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Recover? I thought you said it was amazing?

Funny Girl!

Rachel was amazing. Definitely worth the price that I totally didn’t actually have to pay for the ticket. Now I’m lounging at home and talking a little time to myself to recover from last night.

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Y'know, the holidays were only like four months ago. That's pretty good going for two people who live on totally opposite sides of the country. But still, good to see you, Squirt. 

As expected, the show was fantastic and it was great to see all our friends who came out too—including my big brother, Cooper, who I haven’t seen since the holidays! Getting to see Miss Rachel Berry completely kill it in her first Broadway show was just..incredible. I’m so proud of you, lady! Getting to go backstage after and enjoying the rest of the night with everyone was a lot of fun, too. What a night!

Unfortunately, I had to drag myself out of bed far earlier than I wanted to—leaving behind my handsome fiance—in order to go work a few hours at the diner. Funny how I can get up early to make breakfast or go for a run, but getting up for work is a completely different story. I hope the rest of you are enjoying your weekend sans having to wash the smell of french fries out of your clothes.

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And what would be the wrong idea?

I could do that, but I wouldn’t want anyone getting the wrong idea or anything.

[askcooper]

Was any of that supposed to make sense?

Because I beat J Lo to the punch as Charlie’s first Latina Angel and super sleuth, I can say—with full confidence in my third eye’s abilities—that I must’ve caught some kinda bird flu off toxic bar residue left by the ghost of perverts’ pasts.

But now that I’m stronger Britty Spears style, I’m bouncing back from the plague and three, excruciatingly wanky hours spent with top notch pirate hallucinations to spruce the place up free of charge. Yeah. De nada. 

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Or maybe you should just point to your hot bod and presume they'll understand.

I’ll be sure to keep that in mind when everyone asks me how I got you to agree to come to New York for Rachel’s opening night on Broadway.

[askcooper]

Yeah, I like that better. Much more accurate. 

askcooper replied to your post:Tonight is the night!

FYI, Cooper does not get ‘dragged’ anywhere. He goes of his own free will. And is awesome.

Then allow me to rephrase that. “Getting Cooper to agree to come of his own free will was an added bonus.” How’s that sound?

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askthedivajones replied to your post:So, Friday night is one of my best friend's opening night on Broadway and I remember you saying it was dead when you came to speak to glee club, but I'm flying out to New York and I would just really like if you went with me. I've got an extra ticket and it's yours if you want it...

Great! The plane leaves tomorrow.

Awesome. You should know flying isn't my favorite hobby. Just FYI.

[askcooper]

So, Friday night is one of my best friend's opening night on Broadway and I remember you saying it was dead when you came to speak to glee club, but I'm flying out to New York and I would just really like if you went with me. I've got an extra ticket and it's yours if you want it...

Ha. Broadway. Well, I stand by what I said, but wouldn't miss a chance to see you, Miss Jones. Besides, it's been a while since I saw Blainers. Sure, it'll be fun.