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Bubbles, stop getting high and answering questions on Tumblr. And to whoever asked this question, I'm straight. I don't even like Patrick Swayze in that way despite what Bubbles writes on the internet about me.

Is Julian a little gay? Or a lot gay?

Hehehehe, good facken question. If dressing up like Patrick Swayze and getting boners when you dance counts as gay, then yes he's super facken gay!!! I remember when Bubbles was forced to do the chicken dance in Berlin with the boys and Julian kept saying "mahh I can't dance" because he knew he'd pop a big one in those tight lederhosen shorts. He used to do splits and shit in highschool, that facken fruitcake, heahehaheaehhahaehahae!!!

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Ever thankful to my buddy Bubbles who lets me sleep in his shed, yes his cats lick my face but I have nothing left but his gratitude. I get pretty bored these days when Ricky isn't doing stupid shit and sending us all to jail with him, (He got jailed for trying to sell dope to people at a children's hospital.) so ask me something in my ask box and I'll respond.

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Nevermind. Don't come to Success Autobody. Our drunk fuck trailer park supervisor wrecked the whole place to the ground. I have nothing left now

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My name's Julian. I own Success Autobody in Sunnyvale Trailer Park. Feel free to ask me any questions regarding the business or anything you'd like to ask me in general, I'd be happy to answer.