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KINGER KINGER KINGER

KINGER LOOK UP RUBBER DUCKY ISOPODS

YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED KINGER

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Hello! Can you tell me how long does a Flower crab spider live? Thanks

Crab spider can survive one or more years in the wild

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Big ass checked floor

I see you have taken notice of the endless void I am currently dwelling in

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Hey Kingerrrrr! Can I have some Bee facts? I love bees haha

The practice of beekeeping dates back at least 4,500 years

Approximately one third of the food we eat is the result of honey bee pollination

In their 6-8 week lifespan, a worker bee will fly the equivalent distance of 1 ½ times the circumference of the Earth.

A productive queen can lay up to 2,500 eggs per day.

Caine loves bees

Mead, which is made from fermented honey, is the world’s oldest fermented beverage.

A single bee will produce only about 1/12 of a teaspoon of honey in its lifetime.

Bees are attracted by caffeine

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What is your opinion on Gummigoo? (Or however it's pronounced/spelled)

Reptile

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French fries

What?

French Fries *throws a bag of fries into your hands*

T-Thank you but uhhh

What?

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YOUVE STUMBLED INTO A BLOG OF WONDER, WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN! ex-except for swearing.

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👍

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So first how are you? Also who is Mr.HooHa that Jax always talks about?

I’m doing great thank you +%)

Wait, ha hoo man? Sorry I don’t know what you are talking about

[WHAT A RIDICULOUS NAME I CANT BELIEVE ANYONE WOULD LET THAT BE THERE NAME…]

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No no no you must have me mistaken for q… what were we talking about again?

Hai kinger ^_^ how does it feel being the best member in the circus

Oh no no no you must be mistaken I’m not the best but thank you

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Hai kinger ^_^ how does it feel being the best member in the circus

Oh no no no you must be mistaken I’m not the best but thank you

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Hey kinger *hold a plushie of kinger* it's a tiny you do you like it?

It’s adora-AHHHHHH

*squeak*

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(Rules)

Magic Anons are allowed but if they are too much (or if I’m not comfortable answering) I will just delete it

Please don’t trauma dump

No nsfw as Caine would say: THIS BLOG IS FOR ALL AGES

Don’t be actively hateful towards anyone

Not a rule just know that I may reuse art for more generic answers

Only ask blogs that are able to see ghosts can talk with the ghost this does not include tadc blogs simply because they saw ai ghosts they must have an item that allows them to see ghosts or just have something in lore that says they can (such as being in a au or a magic anon gave them that power) this only applies to ask blogs everyone else ask away

Info queenie and woppet (the worm thing) are ghosts you can ask them both but kinger doesn’t know they exist

You can find the mod over at @hybrid-animator

Intro

Ah hello there I’m kinger the king

While I’m not very good with this technology I must say that this is definitely a very different adventure th-

I CAN MAKE LITTLE BUGS🐛🦋🐞🪳🪲

[Ah it seems this camera can see us how interesting, wait where ar my manners I’m queenie kinger’s wife, entomologist, an-]

[HMMHP BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDN’T HAVE CAMERAS YOU HAD TO PAINT ANYTHING YOU WANTED TO CAPTURE]