asknerdyalastor

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(ignore the fact I accidentally replied on my main acc-)

"Well that'sh a lovely name! You sheem quite joyful and that'sh a wonderful thing! You're never fully dresshed without a shmile after all!"

[He pats Zoe on the head]

"How about you help me shtir up shome Jambalaya for the hotel! I've been dying for them to try it and it just so happensh to be my turn to cook dinner."

//Zoe: hello nerdy version of my father!

@zoe-hartfelt

"Good evening dear! I washn't aware another vershion of me had a child. What might your name be?"

[he seems a bit confused but also caring towards you]

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And we thought normal Alastor would haunt our dreams…

LMAO this Alastor is so cursed I love him >:]

Dw he haunts my dream too u-u

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//Zoe: hello nerdy version of my father!

@zoe-hartfelt

"Good evening dear! I washn't aware another vershion of me had a child. What might your name be?"

[he seems a bit confused but also caring towards you]

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Do you like origami and could I get a high five :D

"why of courshe I do! I remember back in elementary shchool my teacher taught ush how to make origami frogsh and shwansh! Oh how I missh thoshe daysh.. shometimesh when I have time to shpare I'll make shome just like back then."

"I don't really do high fivesh but jusht thish once I will for you."

[Alastor gives you a high five]

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You look like an overgrown red beaver sir what is your take on this 🎤

"I would appreciate it if you refrained from shaying shuch rude thingsh. Pleashe leave at once."

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(I LOVE THAT GIF)

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Has anyone ever told you your nerdiness is adorable?

"I don't believe anyone hash! Although I don't like being called cute I shtill appreciate the compliment! Thank you very much dear."

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Are you wearing a monocle with your spectacles?

"why yesh I am! I am aware it can sheem a bit odd to thoshe who firsht shee it, but I shee besht like thish!"

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nobody ordered a yappuchino alastor

"I don't appreciate your rudenessh Amelia. Pleashe learn shome mannersh."

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How much do you know about the internet?

"absholutely nothing, and I prefer it that way."

He has a deep hatred for the internet.

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What's the use of Morse code if we have radio?

"Morshe code can be ushed to communicate with people of long dishtancesh without having to learn an entire language with complex rulesh! It ish fairly shimple and eashy to learn, making it a great way to communicate in secret! The military moshtly ushesh it sho they can communicate quick acrossh large shpacesh, and the shimple shoundhs make the device that shendsh the shignalsh take up ash little shpace ash it can! It makesh shending emergency shignalsh quick and lessh complicated ash well!"

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Song recommendation from Alastor:

"Life Is Just A Bowl of Cherries"

Written and published in 1931

Composers: Ray Henderson (for the music) and Lew Brown (for the lyrics)

Made popular by the amazing singer: Rudy Vallée

[P.S. The ask box is empty so feel free to send asks]

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Do you have any favorite book genres or do you read whatever catches your interest in the moment?

"I ushually read what happensh to catch my attention, but if I had to chooshe a genre I pershonally would shay murder myshtery.

Although it ish a shubgenre, it ish quite fun to read and I love to guessh who could posshibly be the culprit to shuch devioush crimesh. The only thing I wish it had wash more grueshome detailsh on the murdersh. It getsh quite boring when every book ish "the maid poishoned the groom" or "the wife shtabbed the butler."

I also prefer horror booksh! It'sh quite fun to experience the shushpenshe the main character goesh through in trying to live."

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Hi Alastor so I got a something to ask where do you get your outfits from? Do you get them from Rosie because your outfits look great! :D

"Roshie likesh to deshign my suits, a local tailor shewsh it all together, and I pick it up when I can! Shometimesh though, Roshie likes to make my accesshoriesh shuch ash my bowtie. She is amazing at what she doesh!"

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Fun fantastic wonderful day

I hope you're having fun and all is okay

Hope the fun is a bloody delight

For your smile is one that shines the most bright

"oh my how kind of you! Thank you very much dear. I hope you have a great day ash well."

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I have a question for you, are you related to Howard Phillips Lovecraft? It's just your magic is awfully similar to some of the stuff he has written and he was from the same general time period. He was born in 1890 and you were born in 1893(1896?) So you were in the same generation-ish. When you died did you by chance leave any of your magic books behind that he could have found to draw inspiration from? The man was a prick so he probably could have stolen something and cherry picked information for his books.

"hmm.. no I don't believe sho! We may have many thingsh in common but I don't believe I've ever known the man. Perhapsh he could of shtumbled upon the shame knowledge I found and took inshpiration. I'll never know for shure exactly how hish work ended up sho shimilar to mine, but it'sh quite interesting to think about!"

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(( I realize that I might sound a bit gruesome, so I just wanted to clarify that we're just joking around and it's all in good fun

And if you ever fell uncomftable or off put by a question, then you don't have to answer ))

Ik y'all aren't serious, but in the back of my mind there's still this nagging anxiety that I'm accidentally helping someone get away with murder

I've deleted like 3 questions asking for a lot of details on how to get rid of bodies cuz like, why ya wanna know how to avoid the cops if you kill someone? What are ya planning? o-o

I'm still gonna answer the questions revolving around that but I'm being very careful with what I do and don't answer cuz I don't wanna end up on a list- I also don't wanna find out I helped someone kill a person and get away with it-