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What if there was a disease that rotted and infected any items which made contact with it over time? And what if, more deviously, such items do not display obvious signs of warp-contagious infections, but if any effort is made to wash off or remove it, it instead explodes outwards into a vile miasma? And what if this same corruption leaves the user be if they let it run its course, with the rotting clothing and armor protecting the user from infection and rotting weapons spreading it?

“Oooh! I love that anon. The best gifts are the ones that come in by surprise.”

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“I do not have to ask, as I already know that they will enjoy having an immortal life and immunity to disease.”

"Greetings fellow brother. I thought I would come in an visit y-" Nurgle coughs loudly as the explicit sound of phlegm exits his throat and it ends with wheezing, and he chuckles. "That was a good one."

“Ugh. What the fuck do you want Nurgle? Besides turning my Brass citidel into a fucking sludge pit.”

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“You must be misinterpreting that my dear brother. That is what one would call the element of surprise. He is greatly surprised by his new gift. It happens a lot. It’s human to feel overwhelmed.”

"Greetings fellow brother. I thought I would come in an visit y-" Nurgle coughs loudly as the explicit sound of phlegm exits his throat and it ends with wheezing, and he chuckles. "That was a good one."

“Ugh. What the fuck do you want Nurgle? Besides turning my Brass citidel into a fucking sludge pit.”

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“I see it as screaming for joy. It is an ultimate way of thanking me.” Nurgle smiles warmly.

"Greetings fellow brother. I thought I would come in an visit y-" Nurgle coughs loudly as the explicit sound of phlegm exits his throat and it ends with wheezing, and he chuckles. "That was a good one."

“Ugh. What the fuck do you want Nurgle? Besides turning my Brass citidel into a fucking sludge pit.”

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“I have indeed. I’ve gotten screaming mostly.”

"Greetings fellow brother. I thought I would come in an visit y-" Nurgle coughs loudly as the explicit sound of phlegm exits his throat and it ends with wheezing, and he chuckles. "That was a good one."

“Ugh. What the fuck do you want Nurgle? Besides turning my Brass citidel into a fucking sludge pit.”

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“B-B-But I made it for you.” Nurgle pouts as his lip trembles.

"Greetings fellow brother. I thought I would come in an visit y-" Nurgle coughs loudly as the explicit sound of phlegm exits his throat and it ends with wheezing, and he chuckles. "That was a good one."

“Ugh. What the fuck do you want Nurgle? Besides turning my Brass citidel into a fucking sludge pit.”

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“I’ve already given the corpse god my maggots though. I do not want to spoil the man now. I think you will enjoy my athlete’s foot. It’s fitting for a man of your build.” Khorne hears a very loud pop as a puddle of pus and blood is beneath him, he smiles. “Aaaah what a relief.”

"Greetings fellow brother. I thought I would come in an visit y-" Nurgle coughs loudly as the explicit sound of phlegm exits his throat and it ends with wheezing, and he chuckles. "That was a good one."

“Ugh. What the fuck do you want Nurgle? Besides turning my Brass citidel into a fucking sludge pit.”

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Nurgle coughs so hard that he farts at the same time, and then he clears his throat. “Well I thought I would come see you dear brother. I have a present for you. It’s athlete’s foot, and it gets better...I got you some whooping cough too.” He smiles and claps giggling with joy.

"Greetings fellow brother. I thought I would come in an visit y-" Nurgle coughs loudly as the explicit sound of phlegm exits his throat and it ends with wheezing, and he chuckles. "That was a good one."

“Ugh. What the fuck do you want Nurgle? Besides turning my Brass citidel into a fucking sludge pit.”

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Zael could feel his limbs rusting, just being in his presence... He yanked the Iho mixture from his neck, his lungs felt like they were on fire. "...What do you want, daemon."

Nurgle chuckles heartily. “I just wanted to give you a gift of your choice. What present do you have on your mind? I have syphilis, I have some porphyria for those who want to have dark purplish urine. It is your choice none the less.”

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[ Spending money on him made me cry on the inside. I even got the box that he was originally packaged in, not only did I get a vintage mini but a hold of old artwork from GW in the 90s in box form.]

As for how to fund your sisters army, I dunno, how attached are you to your kidney?(please don't sell your kidney) To be honest I dunno how I was able to afford my army.

I could always sell left arm.I mean, I’m right handed, and I need an excuse to become one with the machine anyway.

I definitely want to get my hands on a penitent engine, so many conversion ideas!

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[Sorry to poke in, but I’ve used ebay to get Doomrider and some chaos space marines, for a decent price too.]

As for how to fund your sisters army, I dunno, how attached are you to your kidney?(please don't sell your kidney) To be honest I dunno how I was able to afford my army.

I could always sell left arm.I mean, I’m right handed, and I need an excuse to become one with the machine anyway.

I definitely want to get my hands on a penitent engine, so many conversion ideas!

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“I have been slumbering for too long.” Nurgle belches as a loud growling of his stomach and intestines are heard.

Malal, why are the other gods soooo, I don't know...Off? Did you have anything to do with this?

I mean you all have always seemed pretty sketchy to me… but I’m not above it

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“Ah hello Inquisitor. You look like you’ve seen a daemon. Maybe a gift will make you feel better? Would you like diarrhea or small pox? Maybe you prefer vintage. I’ve got the bubonic plague as well.”

asknurgle started following you

“Da fek?”

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Before Nurgle can say anything he lets out a fourty five second non stop stream of flatulence. “Well I just can’t put my finger on it to be honest. The others just don’t seem like theirselves.”

Malal, why are the other gods soooo, I don't know...Off? Did you have anything to do with this?

I mean you all have always seemed pretty sketchy to me… but I’m not above it

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Hey uncle Nurgle doing anything unlame for once?

“Sorry child, you just made me throw up in my mouth.” Nurgle chuckles.

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“Well that is just surprising. You love trolling us.” Nurgle coughs and wheezes in a disgusting manner, his breath smells worse than a graveyard.

Malal, why are the other gods soooo, I don't know...Off? Did you have anything to do with this?

I mean you all have always seemed pretty sketchy to me… but I’m not above it

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Nurgle clears his throat “Uhm excuse you feather boy?”

I am all your big brother now.