asksisterimperator

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((April Fools’! ))

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ARE YOU FUCKING--

That’s it, I’m done.

Heyyyyyy.........

HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT?

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asktheloyaltjanare:

Uhm… Not exactly…

Originally posted by no-ones-fantasy

TELL. ME.

Heyyyyyy.........

HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT?

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THAT’S A REALLY ELABORATE WAY OF TRYING TO GET INTO HIS PANTS.

askomegaghoul:

Me? I’m as well behaved as ever. How was your trip, may I take your coat, young lady?

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?

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who the hell are you

GUESS WHO’S HOME?

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GO ON.

askomegaghoul:

Me? I’m as well behaved as ever. How was your trip, may I take your coat, young lady?

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?

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askaetherghoul:

Yikes! I dont wanna get paid i dont wanna get paid…

GIVE ME THE CHILD!

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Holy shit, welcome back! (You too, mun. I'm glad you decided to join us again 💙)

WHAT THE HELL IS A MUN?

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I’LL PAY YOU WITH MY FISTS!

askaetherghoul:

*fucking books it* NO CHANCE IN HELL, my DICK MY TERMS

IF YOU CAN’T USE IT RESPONSIBLY YOU DON’T DESERVE IT.

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ARE YOU SAYING...YOU SLEPT...

WITH AN OUTSIDER?

Heyyyyyy.........

HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT?

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THAT DOESN’T NARROW IT DOWN.

Heyyyyyy.........

HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT?

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AETHER DID THIS DIDN’T HE?

Heyyyyyy.........

HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT?

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WHORRRRRRRRRE.

askaetherghoul:

*fucking books it* NO CHANCE IN HELL, my DICK MY TERMS

IF YOU CAN’T USE IT RESPONSIBLY YOU DON’T DESERVE IT.

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Welcome back.

FROM THE DEAD.

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Heyyyyyy.........

HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT?

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MISS IMPERATOR IS EVERYBODY IN TROUBLE- Kid E

NOT YOU. YOU’RE COOL.

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I DOUBT IT. I ALREADY ORDERED A STRIPPER FOR TODAY.

GUESS WHO’S HOME?