askspritekatrox

[askspritekatrox]

TG: oh i kno. im tired of hangin im basements tho

-- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 9:31PM --

TG: popeyes biscuits

TG: popeyes fries

TG: today is the day spritekat dies

// ooc: @askspritekatdave

[askspritekatrox]

-- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 9:31PM --

TG: popeyes biscuits

TG: popeyes fries

TG: today is the night spritekat dies

// ooc: @askspritekatdave

[askspritekatrox]

give him dennys. if he doesnt like it then give him something else.

TG: we can try dennys 4 now

TG: nothin like pancakes right

TG: this is v dangerous would not recommend

// ooc @ask-spritekat :lmao:

[askspritekatrox]

sshhh im hidin. but yuh ✌🏾(❁´◡`❁)

oh my god a homestuck ask blog thats active in 2021 i love it

OOC:

there’s actually more than you’d think!

a few i can think of off the top of my head are @ask-katnep-with-equius, @ask-roxylalonde, @ask-roxy-and-the-cat-army, @askmeteorbros, @ask-halstrider, @ask-the-humanstuck, as well as the spritekat group! ( @ask-spritekat, @askspritekatdave, @askspritekatrox, and a john one coming soon)

[askspritekatrox]

TG: do u think there are food items that give me longer time of freedom

TG: liek panera bread got me 24 hrs nd 30 minutes will like

TG: idk dennys get me more?

TG: dennys is a bad example thatd proilly get me less time

TG: but u get it

TG: do i risk experimentce...

[askspritekatrox]

set a timer my dude

TG: i

TG: forgot those existed lmao

TG: thx anon thats a good idea

[askspritekatrox]

TG: ...

TG: how long is 24 hours nd 30 minutes

TG: should i b hiding rn?

[askspritekatrox]

psst mod/mods where can I get context on the spritekat au?? slash chrono confused me bc it seems to start without context and googling leads straight back to you. sorry if I'm missing something obvious!

OOC:

hi, im the mod! uh. im also rox so like. damn this is gonna get confusing just call me mod gender lmao.

ANYWAYS, the spritekat au is something we over at @unitedunionofdave created and. like none of us have written a single thing on it outside of our discord server besides these tumblrs we made. so no, you arent missing anything obvious!

the easiest context i can give is this post right here, because this is. basically what the AU is. theres other lores and such but this is the basics! im. p sure the rest will b revealed over time!

you can follow @askspritekatdave and @ask-spritekat for other perspectives !

- mod gender

[askspritekatrox]

TG: im worried :((

[askspritekatrox]

TG: IM SAFE 4 NOW IM OUT THIS BITCH LMAOOOOO BYE

zoom

TG: karkles

TG: karkles cmon werrr friedns right cmon u dont wamna this

TG: I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG  TOOKMY FUCKING DICK. HE SAID MYDICK WAS HISDICK AND I SAID WO0OW. HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE HHH HHH ʰʰʰ ᴡᴀʟɴᴜᴛ AND GUESS WHAT I’M GONNA FUOUF I’M GONNA PIPP I’M GONNA LOOK AT THAT BABY. SHHUHSH. SHSH. SH. sʜ. ᴮᴬᴮʸ. N̴̦͉̔̉͜O̴̙͆̅̽̌Ẉ̸̾́ ̴̲̝̥̀͆G̶̡̛̹̞͗E̷̢̩̰̹̎͌T̴̲̬̆̿̅̚ ̴͓̈́̾͊̏O̵͉͐̚U̷͓͎̿T̸̗̮̪̈́̄̑̽ ̴̜̙̯͕̐̌̒O̵̘̟͋́͜͜F̵̨̃̈́ ̷̯͋̌̍M̷̪̽͒Ÿ̵̯̲̲́̃̏ ̴̧͕̘̞̓F̴̻͗͛͑Ű̷͍̺̥̐Ć̷̢Ķ̸͉̪̭͆̐̆̆I̷̱͇̝͑̈́́ͅN̷̟̅G̷͕͔̗̐ ̵̥̪̗͆S̷̢̼̰̓̍̈́I̴͕̿̑̚G̴̬̳̓͊̊H̸̠̳̬͑T̸̜̜͖̩̔̅͊̔ THAT’S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SOUP. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, SOUP ON THE MOON!

TG: look haha funnie

[CAPTION: OH. OH, ROXY LALONDE. ROXY EVELYN LA FUCKING LONDE. YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY THINK THAT AFTER ALL THIS TIME I WOULD FALL FOR THIS TOO, WOULD YOU? I BET THERE’S NOT EVEN SOUP ON THE FUCKING MOON. PATHETIC.]

CG: ONCE I FIND OUT HOW THE FUCK TO GET OUT OF THIS HOSPITAL PARKING GARAGE I AM GOING TO DECIMATE ALL OF YOU

[askspritekatrox]

TG: hhhey guys yall want anythin from the cafeteria they got subw-

TG: ill. i can.

TG: i can!!! come back later...

where the fuck am i

at least literally being in a different timeframe kind of helps when it comes to avoiding someone

wait

holy shit thats why it looks so familiar

this is the fucking hospital isnt it

oh fuck what time is it how far did i travel

…

fuck

FUCK

[askspritekatrox]

TG: NO NEED FOR COORDS IM RIGHY HERE!!!!!

TG: HERES UR ORDER PLZ LET ME ESCAPE :(

TG: karkles

TG: karkles cmon werrr friedns right cmon u dont wamna this

TG: I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG  TOOKMY FUCKING DICK. HE SAID MYDICK WAS HISDICK AND I SAID WO0OW. HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE HHH HHH ʰʰʰ ᴡᴀʟɴᴜᴛ AND GUESS WHAT I’M GONNA FUOUF I’M GONNA PIPP I’M GONNA LOOK AT THAT BABY. SHHUHSH. SHSH. SH. sʜ. ᴮᴬᴮʸ. N̴̦͉̔̉͜O̴̙͆̅̽̌Ẉ̸̾́ ̴̲̝̥̀͆G̶̡̛̹̞͗E̷̢̩̰̹̎͌T̴̲̬̆̿̅̚ ̴͓̈́̾͊̏O̵͉͐̚U̷͓͎̿T̸̗̮̪̈́̄̑̽ ̴̜̙̯͕̐̌̒O̵̘̟͋́͜͜F̵̨̃̈́ ̷̯͋̌̍M̷̪̽͒Ÿ̵̯̲̲́̃̏ ̴̧͕̘̞̓F̴̻͗͛͑Ű̷͍̺̥̐Ć̷̢Ķ̸͉̪̭͆̐̆̆I̷̱͇̝͑̈́́ͅN̷̟̅G̷͕͔̗̐ ̵̥̪̗͆S̷̢̼̰̓̍̈́I̴͕̿̑̚G̴̬̳̓͊̊H̸̠̳̬͑T̸̜̜͖̩̔̅͊̔ THAT’S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SOUP. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, SOUP ON THE MOON!

TG: look haha funnie

[CAPTION: OH. OH, ROXY LALONDE. ROXY EVELYN LA FUCKING LONDE. YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY THINK THAT AFTER ALL THIS TIME I WOULD FALL FOR THIS TOO, WOULD YOU? I BET THERE’S NOT EVEN SOUP ON THE FUCKING MOON. PATHETIC.]

CG: ONCE I FIND OUT HOW THE FUCK TO GET OUT OF THIS HOSPITAL PARKING GARAGE I AM GOING TO DECIMATE ALL OF YOU

[askspritekatrox]

dvaey if u dont get back here aND HELP US-

One month in the past…

i panicked

[askspritekatrox]

TG: THIS MANS USED MY FULL NAMe

TG: WHO EVEN TOLD U THAT

TG: HLEP

TG: karkles

TG: karkles cmon werrr friedns right cmon u dont wamna this

TG: I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG  TOOKMY FUCKING DICK. HE SAID MYDICK WAS HISDICK AND I SAID WO0OW. HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE HHH HHH ʰʰʰ ᴡᴀʟɴᴜᴛ AND GUESS WHAT I’M GONNA FUOUF I’M GONNA PIPP I’M GONNA LOOK AT THAT BABY. SHHUHSH. SHSH. SH. sʜ. ᴮᴬᴮʸ. N̴̦͉̔̉͜O̴̙͆̅̽̌Ẉ̸̾́ ̴̲̝̥̀͆G̶̡̛̹̞͗E̷̢̩̰̹̎͌T̴̲̬̆̿̅̚ ̴͓̈́̾͊̏O̵͉͐̚U̷͓͎̿T̸̗̮̪̈́̄̑̽ ̴̜̙̯͕̐̌̒O̵̘̟͋́͜͜F̵̨̃̈́ ̷̯͋̌̍M̷̪̽͒Ÿ̵̯̲̲́̃̏ ̴̧͕̘̞̓F̴̻͗͛͑Ű̷͍̺̥̐Ć̷̢Ķ̸͉̪̭͆̐̆̆I̷̱͇̝͑̈́́ͅN̷̟̅G̷͕͔̗̐ ̵̥̪̗͆S̷̢̼̰̓̍̈́I̴͕̿̑̚G̴̬̳̓͊̊H̸̠̳̬͑T̸̜̜͖̩̔̅͊̔ THAT’S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SOUP. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, SOUP ON THE MOON!

TG: look haha funnie

[CAPTION: OH. OH, ROXY LALONDE. ROXY EVELYN LA FUCKING LONDE. YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY THINK THAT AFTER ALL THIS TIME I WOULD FALL FOR THIS TOO, WOULD YOU? I BET THERE’S NOT EVEN SOUP ON THE FUCKING MOON. PATHETIC.]

CG: ONCE I FIND OUT HOW THE FUCK TO GET OUT OF THIS HOSPITAL PARKING GARAGE I AM GOING TO DECIMATE ALL OF YOU

[askspritekatrox]

IM ASORIY IM SO SORY PLZ I HABE A FAMILY :AAAOUGH:

I'LL FIND THE FUCKING BASEMENT YOU'RE IN, LALONDE. DON'T THINK FOR A FUCKING SECOND YOU'RE SAFE FROM THE WRATH OF MY FUCKING SPRITE BOTTLE. CALSINEB DELIVERS WHAT IS DESERVED. YOU'LL ALL BE FUCKING SORRY FOR CONVINCING ME IT WAS FUCKING "SPRONK" FOR THREE SOLID MONTHS

[askspritekatrox]

[askspritekatrox]

HOPY SHIT DAVE!!!!! DAVE DO U WEIRD STEPPY THINGU U GOTTA GO !!!!!!!

WHERE IS JOHN EGBERT.

KARKAT KARKAT WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS PLEASE WE CAN GET OVER THIS RIGHT? WERE BROS RIGHT KARKAT?