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ASK SEBASTIAN SMYTHE → now accepting TMI Tuesday questions

The name is Sebastian Smythe. Leader of the Warblers, unapologetic boyfriend stealer, Kinsey 4.5, and anything you want me to be.

Go ahead and ask me anything you want. Chances are, you won’t be able to come up with anything I won’t answer, but you’re more than welcome to try. In fact, I dare you to.  

My ask box is here, and is currently accepting:

TMIs involving my sex life. Always a favorite.

Opinions on my fellow Warblers or any of those mouth-breathing Nude Erections

Would you rathers?

FMKs

Pervy anons

Propositions

Have you evers?

And lastly, your pathetic attempts to ask me something I won't answer

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You've been nominated in the 2012 Glee RP Awards (best Sebastian). Voting begins tomorrow, so be sure to let your followers know!

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YOUR BACK :D You've been missed in the anonymous community.

I wasn't aware there was such a community. But yes, don't worry. Midterm season is so murderous that even I have to worry about not flunking. 

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Mm, I trust you to throw a decent party. 

You can come to the party, if you must. But I swore you said you’d never go to a “public school” party again? 

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Babe, you know it's not a party without me there.

You’re just begging to come to this party, aren’t you? 

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Oh, but you're right here. 

And mm, I'm sure. Luckily for you, you could always transfer back to Dalton where your real friends are.

I think you have plenty of other people you can rub off on… or to. 

I never understood that insult… do you breathe out of your ears, Sebastian? But yeah, of course I’m sad. They’re my friends and the thought of them leaving is like… really sucky but great because they’ll be off doing amazing things, but… anyway.

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I can name a couple other ways I'd be happy to rub off on you. 

And graduation? Mm, let me guess.. you're heart is just aching at the thought of all your mouth-breathing public school friends graduating or something sentimental like that.

I- uh. Honestly, it was the first thing that came to mind… maybe you’re rubbing off on me. But no, it hasn’t been anything I’ve been thinking about lately. I’ve been thinking about Nationals and graduation and stuff.

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That's an interesting example to give, Wonderboy. Is that something you've been thinking a lot about lately?

Relaxing =\= dull.

My life is exciting, Sebastian. Exchanging handjobs in public places doesn’t equal excitement for everyone, you know.. 

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Like I said, suit yourself.

Why does payback need to be on a schedule? Spontaneity is a beautiful thing, Bastian.

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No? And here I thought I owed you. Suit yourself, big guy.

I wasn’t being literal.

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So, in other words, dull. I'll never understand your aversion to excitement. 

I’ve been amazing, actually. It’s been quiet and calm and completely relaxing.

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askacoffeeaddict replied to your post: You are my idol.

Hey, killer. Haven't talked to you in a few days. You've been holding up okay without me?

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askbear-karofsky replied to your post: Dear best friend

Hmm. Suck my dick.

I'm studying. What are you doing later?

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You are my idol. <3 ;)

You have excellent taste.

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Dear best friend

Mm, I assume you mean best friend that you'll be familiar with, and not my friends back in France. So. 

Dear Karofsky, 

I was pleasantly surprised to find out that you don't completely suck. You could still stand to hit the gym, though. 

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Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Such a shame I never saw you at Scandals again after we met on the dance floor. Come back any time.