"I'm Zephyr the Bully. Ask me questions, and make sure that it's not STUPID. I will personally choke you." ((ZEPHYR THE BULLY ASK/RP BLOG))
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// I’m done with this account for a couple a days! I’m going back to my Iggy to show him some love now! ;o; //
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// THIS LOOKS SO UNNATURAL FOR HIM IM GOIN to cRY
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// WHAT THE FUCK GIVE THIS SHUNNED GUY SOME LOVE //
“Hello there! I didn’t see you there at first. Don’t let my flexibility scare you away. I’m sure you must have some questions to ask. I’d be happy to answer! You may call me Mr.happy if you wish. Of course that is not my name, although I do not think my name is very important at this time. Please, Don’t be afraid to ask anything! Although I will appreciate it if you would think about your question before asking it.”
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// HIS ANGERY FACE AT NATE CONFIRMED //
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// HES A N N O Y E D //
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B3 to Zephyr
// dont even want to tell you what he saw… //
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// sinful boy doing sinful things //
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Doing these for the next half an hour or so. Send me a character and an expression!
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Doesss that turtle neck ever get too warm for you?
“Um. No, not really.” Zephyr muttered, lightly scratching his chin. “I’m quite used to the heat, actually.”
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// aaa no problem!! <3 //
// Just want you to know that Pomme is absolutely gorgeous and I actually adore you ;;o;; //
OH GOSH THANK YOU!!! what a lovely thing to read after work shdjakfksnf thank you somuch!!! ;o;
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Zaros comes up from behind the Bully quietly before suddenly speaking "If I may be so bold to ask, How is it working for the Koopa King, hm?"
Just like usual, Zephyr was minding his own fucking business, then once the other spoke, the poor Bully yelped, quickly turning around. He grasped his chest, and completely gave Zaros a glare. “Jeez, don’t fucking scare me like that! But.. what’s it to you? I don’t even know you!”
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“Well, your own special way is shit.” Zephyr spat, folding his arms over his chest. “..Wait. We’ve actually never formally met.” He realized, feeling just only a little bit bad. But, this guy seemed like an asshole, anyway.
"well aint you got a fucking mouth on ya"
“And you fucking don’t?”
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"well aint you got a fucking mouth on ya"
“And you fucking don’t?”
#he is standing on a stepping stool because hes so fucking short#about twenty stepping stools#askthekeyphantom#zephyr the bully#nintendask
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You are 100% too cute, can you tell us a little about yourself?
“..Cute? I’m not cute! But.. I really don’t have anything THAT interesting about me. I work for Lord Bowser? Um, I hate the damn plumbers. ..Kinda hate people in general, though.”
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Hey Zephyr! Do you participate in any fighting groups or something? You look like you'd be a really good kickboxer!
“But, I do participate in kicking people’s asses whenever they say something stupid.”
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Hey little buddy, you sure about the choking part? Last time I checked bullies are only good for shoving people off of platforms. That and your arms look a lil spaghetti to me. 👀
“I don’t think you know who you’re talking to. I am good for all sorts of things. Shoving, punching, suffocating you with your own pillow in your sleep. So, why don’t you get the fuck off anon and say that to me again? I dare you, fuckwit.”
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(Why are bullies so PUSHY??? )
“..Just don’t. Don’t.”
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