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My physical appearance may be conjured by the Ninja’s mind, which can lead to more feminine or masculine features, sometimes even a non-humanoid form, but these forms are only for corporeal reasons. I will always remain a book.

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((YOU ALL SHOULD GIVE THIS A LISTEN))

Believe me, I understand loneliness. I have seen countless Ninja come and go. It is unfortunate that I cannot watch over these fine warriors for the entirety of their lives, but there is always duty. To the world. To Norrisville. To Ninjas past. To Ninjas yet to come.

It is painful to part with these young people I have had the pleasure to watch grow, but life is pain. And joy. Loss. Love. Sadness. Pleasure. A plethora of experiences that I cannot bear to steal away from my charges by asking them to dedicate their entire lives to my responsibilities. 

Trust me, it is for the best.

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I basically just roll with the punches, as it were. Honestly, it is incredibly vexing, the number of Ninjas that have tossed me aside without a second thought. Well, that is teenagers for you...

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((It's one of the mods' birthday today!! Go wish raifiel a Happy Birthday!))

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That is why, though I know Japanese, I do not speak it often...

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Wow, 350 followers. I cannot express how much your support means to me. In the past, I had been very isolated by the nature of my duty as the Ninjanomicon, but seeing all of you avid pursuers of knowledge take my advice to heart is incredibly encouraging.

Cunningham assures me that this is an outdated custom, but as I have become quite enamored with these "pocket monsters" in my spare time, I thought it a charming idea to mark this incredible milestone with the pokemon representing it.

Thank you all for your support, and I look forward to working with you in the future!

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Neither I, nor the Ninja has time for such trivial pursuits. Weinerman is distraction enough for Randy without girls throwing themselves at him, or Randy throwing himself at girls.

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The Ninja suit is composed of pure energy and is not limited to a single form. You may be familiar with the concept of "Hammerspace", which is a modern colloquialism denoting a pocket dimension which a person can access at will. The suit provides a similar function through which its many weapons, as well as myself, may be called upon or stored in battle. 

Without the Ninja suit, Randy does not have the ability to access this pocket dimension, just as he does not have access to the enhanced strength and abilities that the suit allows. In these situations I am usually stored in Randy's backpack, uncomfortable as that may be.

The pocket dimension, despite its name, is quite roomy and I much prefer to be stored there than in any of the many inappropriate places that Randy often prefers to store me.

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