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everyone was taken aback by Andres sudden appearance change “um well that's good I guess” said David who was the most shocked by it but everyone else was less shocked “um would you mind describing what just happened?’ asked Mikele
"Is it really necessary to call a family meeting for this? I highly doubt this is an odd occurence." Andre protested, not exactly sure how he was feeling. Sure he and Jack had tied the knot so to speak, but he figured Jack would call his family like a normal human, not issue a code brown. Andre supposed he should have known better. At least he had been given enough warning to not look like trash, and actually be presentable. Although, nothing could be done about the smell he carried. Ah lichdom.
Mikele looked at Andre “trust me it’s odd” Mikele then turned to bright “now Jack do you know why we called this Code Brown?” Bright sighed “no, no I don’t this is just stupid” he seemed annoyed “so I do something normal and the worlds going to end?” Mikele looked at him with a grimace “well considering your history thats not out of the picture” Jack seemed ready to strangle his brother “Oh piss off”
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“well... yeah” David said. Mikel sighed “listen it's just whenever someone ‘joins the family’ theres a domino effect and shit gets messy,” he said exasperated “and were just taking precaution to make sure the mess isn't big which it usually is with Jack”
"Is it really necessary to call a family meeting for this? I highly doubt this is an odd occurence." Andre protested, not exactly sure how he was feeling. Sure he and Jack had tied the knot so to speak, but he figured Jack would call his family like a normal human, not issue a code brown. Andre supposed he should have known better. At least he had been given enough warning to not look like trash, and actually be presentable. Although, nothing could be done about the smell he carried. Ah lichdom.
Mikele looked at Andre “trust me it’s odd” Mikele then turned to bright “now Jack do you know why we called this Code Brown?” Bright sighed “no, no I don’t this is just stupid” he seemed annoyed “so I do something normal and the worlds going to end?” Mikele looked at him with a grimace “well considering your history thats not out of the picture” Jack seemed ready to strangle his brother “Oh piss off”
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David looked at bright "Jack what the fuck" bright sighed "what do you mean?" David seemed exasperated "hes so mundane and also French suprisingly" bright obviously wanted to strangle David
"Is it really necessary to call a family meeting for this? I highly doubt this is an odd occurence." Andre protested, not exactly sure how he was feeling. Sure he and Jack had tied the knot so to speak, but he figured Jack would call his family like a normal human, not issue a code brown. Andre supposed he should have known better. At least he had been given enough warning to not look like trash, and actually be presentable. Although, nothing could be done about the smell he carried. Ah lichdom.
Mikele looked at Andre “trust me it’s odd” Mikele then turned to bright “now Jack do you know why we called this Code Brown?” Bright sighed “no, no I don’t this is just stupid” he seemed annoyed “so I do something normal and the worlds going to end?” Mikele looked at him with a grimace “well considering your history thats not out of the picture” Jack seemed ready to strangle his brother “Oh piss off”
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When Connor got yeeted and saw the camp fire he looked confused "ah what the fuck" he said annoyed. Going into light containment yielded mediocre results with. Nothing of note being contained
There were suddenly alarms of a containment breach right before the end of the day, 079, 173, and 049 had been seen roaming around random parts of the facility as well as a strange man in a suit walking around the cellblocks looking for someone. In truth there wasva D-class this being was interested in and a containment be was the perfect cover in his mind.
once he got to the right cell and looked inside he saw a singular D-class and a therapist who seemed casual despite the breach currently happening much like her patient
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“alright ill try” bright said as they both walked into the room. it was a few minutes before Andre was texted to join the chaotic family meeting. pne stepping in the room andre could see several adults and a bunch of kids in the room along with an annoyed and embarrassed bright “Andre meet my hell family” the family was clearly confused by Andre due to him not being what they were expecting
"Is it really necessary to call a family meeting for this? I highly doubt this is an odd occurence." Andre protested, not exactly sure how he was feeling. Sure he and Jack had tied the knot so to speak, but he figured Jack would call his family like a normal human, not issue a code brown. Andre supposed he should have known better. At least he had been given enough warning to not look like trash, and actually be presentable. Although, nothing could be done about the smell he carried. Ah lichdom.
Mikele looked at Andre “trust me it’s odd” Mikele then turned to bright “now Jack do you know why we called this Code Brown?” Bright sighed “no, no I don’t this is just stupid” he seemed annoyed “so I do something normal and the worlds going to end?” Mikele looked at him with a grimace “well considering your history thats not out of the picture” Jack seemed ready to strangle his brother “Oh piss off”
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There were suddenly alarms of a containment breach right before the end of the day, 079, 173, and 049 had been seen roaming around random parts of the facility as well as a strange man in a suit walking around the cellblocks looking for someone. In truth there wasva D-class this being was interested in and a containment be was the perfect cover in his mind.
once he got to the right cell and looked inside he saw a singular D-class and a therapist who seemed casual despite the breach currently happening much like her patient
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"Is it really necessary to call a family meeting for this? I highly doubt this is an odd occurence." Andre protested, not exactly sure how he was feeling. Sure he and Jack had tied the knot so to speak, but he figured Jack would call his family like a normal human, not issue a code brown. Andre supposed he should have known better. At least he had been given enough warning to not look like trash, and actually be presentable. Although, nothing could be done about the smell he carried. Ah lichdom.
Mikele looked at Andre “trust me it's odd” Mikele then turned to bright “now Jack do you know why we called this Code Brown?” Bright sighed “no, no I don’t this is just stupid” he seemed annoyed “so I do something normal and the worlds going to end?” Mikele looked at him with a grimace “well considering your history thats not out of the picture” Jack seemed ready to strangle his brother “Oh piss off”
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“How are you guys home life so normal?” he said bewildered “I was expecting you guys to either be killing each other or someone else,” he said confused. bright looked at Kondracki “wow im hurt that you think so little of us” he said sarcastically
(Escaped AU) bright and Andre after escaping to the real world had ended up settling in a house in the woods. It had been a bit since they had Brennan living there and clef, Kondraki and gears had all shown up for a visit in the early morning expecting the worse
But that wasn’t what they got, instead it was a serene atmosphere with an informal Andre making coffee. One of his skeletons had let them in and he waved the others to the kitchen table. “Sit and I’ll get you guys coffee before I go wake up Jack. He’s been up late these past few nights.” For once he didn’t have a biting tone, more a relaxed one.
Once he had given their friends coffee, Andre disappeared to wake the other resident of the house, most likely with promises of coffee and kisses.
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Bright began sipping the coffee as clef and Kondraki continued trying to process what their seeing which made gears start talking “we hadn’t seen you guys much outside work so we decided to stop by” he said casually. Finally Kondraki broke and asked “ok how?”
(Escaped AU) bright and Andre after escaping to the real world had ended up settling in a house in the woods. It had been a bit since they had Brennan living there and clef, Kondraki and gears had all shown up for a visit in the early morning expecting the worse
But that wasn't what they got, instead it was a serene atmosphere with an informal Andre making coffee. One of his skeletons had let them in and he waved the others to the kitchen table. "Sit and I'll get you guys coffee before I go wake up Jack. He's been up late these past few nights." For once he didn't have a biting tone, more a relaxed one.
Once he had given their friends coffee, Andre disappeared to wake the other resident of the house, most likely with promises of coffee and kisses.
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Clef and Kondraki hadn’t even touched their coffe when bright slumped into the kitchen but gears had been quietly sipping his coffee which earned him looks which he responded to with “you haven’t seen anything yet” Bright was still somewhat tired when he sat down “oh hey guys how are you?” He said casually but he only got confused looks in response
(Escaped AU) bright and Andre after escaping to the real world had ended up settling in a house in the woods. It had been a bit since they had Brennan living there and clef, Kondraki and gears had all shown up for a visit in the early morning expecting the worse
But that wasn't what they got, instead it was a serene atmosphere with an informal Andre making coffee. One of his skeletons had let them in and he waved the others to the kitchen table. "Sit and I'll get you guys coffee before I go wake up Jack. He's been up late these past few nights." For once he didn't have a biting tone, more a relaxed one.
Once he had given their friends coffee, Andre disappeared to wake the other resident of the house, most likely with promises of coffee and kisses.
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“wait you have a mother” he paused “well, either way, I have to know what does being more human mean?” he asked, “like what does that entails ability wise?”
There were a few loud clatters followed by banging on clefs office door and some screaming from Yakota, "dad- clef, hi-" he said as he stumbled into the room, he looked different, all black hair and pale enough to match paper, and his mask was nowhere in sight.
Clef was taken aback by Yakotas weird and sudden appearance “are you ok Yakota what happened?”
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“Yeah about as golden as my hair” he motioned to his dark brown hair “now whats the issue Yakota and who do I have to kill?”
There were a few loud clatters followed by banging on clefs office door and some screaming from Yakota, "dad- clef, hi-" he said as he stumbled into the room, he looked different, all black hair and pale enough to match paper, and his mask was nowhere in sight.
Clef was taken aback by Yakotas weird and sudden appearance “are you ok Yakota what happened?”
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There were a few loud clatters followed by banging on clefs office door and some screaming from Yakota, "dad- clef, hi-" he said as he stumbled into the room, he looked different, all black hair and pale enough to match paper, and his mask was nowhere in sight.
Clef was taken aback by Yakotas weird and sudden appearance “are you ok Yakota what happened?”
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“Oh god she's gone mad with power,” he said somewhat jokingly “but you being a cute little fox for 3 hours isn't that bad,” he said as he rubbed fox Andres head softly “plus you get to be lazy for an hour”
Ever cheerfully skipped into Bright's office and handed over a pissed looking fox Andre in a hoodie. Once her brother was safely secured in his lover's arms, she let out an impish giggle and skipped from the room. This left Andre angrily yapping at her from Jack's arms.
he stared into apace confused before looking at fox andre “are you uh ok andre?” he asked a bit worriedly
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Ever cheerfully skipped into Bright's office and handed over a pissed looking fox Andre in a hoodie. Once her brother was safely secured in his lover's arms, she let out an impish giggle and skipped from the room. This left Andre angrily yapping at her from Jack's arms.
he stared into apace confused before looking at fox andre “are you uh ok andre?” he asked a bit worriedly
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"Fuck you grey faces!" Andre screeched and stumbled out of his office and into a wall. He was clearly pissed enough that the temperature should be dropping, but nothing happened. Hell, Andre himself looked like he did when the glasses were off, but they were firmly on his face. He just sort of laid on the ground in a angry heap, waiting for the reactions he knew were coming as he plotted revenge against the grey faces.
“is everything ok?” asked bright with a slight bit of concerned “because your magic eyes are gone and the room isn't freezing me to death” he sat beside Andre on the ground
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