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Ooohhhhhhhhhhh someone's jealous hehehehe

Don't worry Kai, you'll survive this massive blow to your ego 😔👍

To compensate, what current slang word would you like me to teach Lloyd next? Hes learned Rizz, Alpha Male, Pookie, and now Ohio too.

STOP SPOILING HIM LIKE THIS THERE'S A REASON WE DONT LET HIM KNOW THESE THINGS >:(((

AND I AM NOT JEALOUS OF JAY >:( -Kai

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Erm, Nuh uh Kai. Jay is the Alpha Male 😤. Just ask him, Lloyd said so hehe.

(ooc: I AM LOVING THIS LMFAOOOOOOO)

JAY IS NOT AN ALPHA MALE HE IS A TWINK -Kai

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WHY DID LLOYD TELL ME I'M NOT AN ALPHA MALE. I AM TOTALLY ONE. -Kai

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What is an Ohio -Zane

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Hello Lloyd!!! Two lessons today, first was Alpha Male (which was very funny, now go tell Kai he is NOT an alpha male)

Now I shall teach you the term: Ohio

It is a word used to describe something completely ridiculous. I believe in your world you may say, "only in Ninjago" as a phrase basically saying, "yeah. This BS only happens in Ninjago this is crazy."

Ohio is similar. You may also use it to say something is crazy in general. For example, if a ninja is being silly or weird you could say "this is some Ohio stuff for real."

I recommend the next time Zane is "a normal human teenager" but it's obvious he isn't or when Kai goes off about hair gel, you say something like I explained before.

Enjoy your new slang! If there's a word you'd like to understand, please feel free to ask :)

Oooooh, okay! :D -Lloyd

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Hello Jay. Lloyd called you an Alpha Male bc your cool :)

And bc I've been teaching him slang. I've decided to teach him about how to use the word Ohio next.

(I'm doing this bc it makes Kai mad)

so YOU’RE the reason he’s been running around saying all these phrases in everyday conversation!

keep doing it it’s hilarious -Jay

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HEY WHY DID LLOYD JUST CALL ME AN “ALPHA MALE” -Jay

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I would recommend Jay to try it out on, and make sure Kai is in the vicinity. :)

Gotcha gotcha! I’ll do that now >:D -Lloyd

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Hello Lloyd!!!! Your slang teacher returns.

Today's lesson: Alpha male

It is a term used for males who are stronger/better/smarter than other people as a whole!!

Because Kai is so annoyed by my teaching you slang, he is not an alpha male smh.

Until next time!!

Oooh, okay okay I got it- Hmmm who can I try this out on… -Lloyd

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Plot twist: he IS the microwave

HAHA YOU CANT MICROWAVE THE MICROWAVE -Jay

I can if I have a big microwave and a slightly smaller microwave -Kai

Kai please dont -Jay

:) -Kai

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he DOES look microwaveable -Kai

please don’t microwave me -Jay

we’ll see -kai

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What’s y’all’s favorite food?

here’s another cookie Lloyd :3 🍪

!! Cookie!! :D Also, I like dumplings!! -Lloyd

Spicey noodles >:D -Kai

I like pho a lot! -Nya

Ice is nice :] -Zane

Caaaakeee I love love LOOOVEEE cake <3 -Cole

Ah, I'll eat anything as long as it isn't spicy! -Jay

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Hehe I told Lloyd what Rizz is Kai :3

WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT??? YOU GOT NO RIZZ

Watch I'ma tell him what an alpha male is next trust

IF YOU DO THAT I'M CHANGING THE PASSWORD TO THE BLOG AND NOT TELLING HIM WHAT IT IS -Kai

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WHO TAUGHT LLOYD HOW TO USE THE WORD RIZZ

HE JUST TOLD ME I DON'T HAVE ANY RIZZ WHO TOLD HIM

-Kai

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Hello Lloyd,

It is I, your modern slang teacher. Today you shall learn what Rizz means.

It's pretty straightforward. Rizz is another way to say charisma or successful flirtatious ability.

You should tell Kai he has no rizz.

It would be funny.

:)

Ooooohh, I get it!! I'll defintely tell Kai that >:D -Lloyd

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zane u were better as the link ninja

I do not believe I was ever known as a "link ninja," unless that was a typo :] -Zane

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Lloyd gives me youngest sibling vibes.

I'm only younger by a couple monthssssss :( -Lloyd

Still younger dude -Cole

You can't keep classifying an entire year as "a few months" -Kai