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From what I’ve gathered, because I’ve never seen a group photo of this lovely crew, Nerka and Tori are…. “experimented fish”, which begs the question: were there others? And what happened to them?

Indeed we are… Here, I got Ed to take a photo of the two of us so you can see…

We’re not exactly in the best shape.. they certainly messed us up back in those labs.. haha..

But there were indeed more.. many, many more. I remember that one was a young deer, and another was some kind of bird. In the end, I believe that Tori and I were the only survivors.. Tori has always been quite strong, and I can go incredibly long without food.. I bet that is how we survived and the others did not.

.. Ah. I seem to have rambled a bit.. sorry..

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For the sake of Mother’s Day do any of you guns got any family or any related members cause I’m curious now (Also why did the last guy say he likes salmon caviar because grilled salmon is obviously superior and way more fucking tasty)

Tori and I have no current living relatives.. but I always wanted to be a mother. It’s the life purpose of my species to spawn, yet I was plucked from the river and now my eggs bring death rather than life.. and can you guys please stop talking about eating me?! I’m a salmon!

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Kind of random, but is there any out-of-the-ordinary foods that you like? I would assume there’s gotta be SOMETHING interesting because…..well, space. I personally like regular salmon caviar, I can’t get enough of it on sushi, but I’d like to hear what you guys like!

Well, I’ve personally always been quite a big fan of detritus if I do say so myself! I could also go for a fish flake every now and again.

Hm.. Sometimes I eat grass… it’s easy on the stomach.. Wait, you eat what?!

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who is edmund. whats theyre deal?

Local bounty hunter or something.

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Did any of you ever come across one of the G3's officers? And/or have you had any crazy moments during your travels?

Oh, well, Tori and I were once captives of those “G-3” people.. They did horrible things to us… I don’t really wanna say what exactly they did, but we used to be normal fish before they got ahold of us… I hate them…

They’re all no good, I’ll tell ya that.

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What’s the general opinion on guns? Like, GUNS guns, the not-alive ones made of metal.

THEY’RE LIKE US, BUT.. NOT ALIVE.. I FIND IT STRANGE HOW HUMANS HAVE WEAPONRY THAT CAN’T SPEAK ON ITS OWN ACCORD.

It’s just a hunk of metal, I dunno what to tell ya.

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huh..?

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I’m a bit confused..

Yeah. me too. Why’re y’all just sending in letters?

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I just wanted to say that Nerka is my favorite so far and Doc creeps me tf out 😁

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Oh.. well, uh.. thank you a lot!

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Can Doc close their mouth? Like, their tongue looks pretty damn huge, I don’t see any way to fit it into his mouth without it either compressing or being cut. And if it can’t fully go into his mouth, how the hell does he moisturize it? Or does it not moisturize? Maybe I’m overthinking this, but…..Look, the tongue seems huge okay

MY MOUTH IS PERMANENTLY OPEN. SURPRISINGLY, IT DOESN'T SEEM TO AFFECT MY SPEECH.

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So did doc like…..look different before becoming a doctor, or did he always look that way and it’s just a massive coincidence he didn’t become….like, a lawyer or something

I DIDN'T LOOK ANY DIFFERENT SURPRISINGLY. HOWEVER, IT WASN'T ENTIRELY BY COINCIDENCE THAT I ENDED UP AS A DOCTOR, AS MY WHOLE FAMILY WORKED IN THE MEDICAL FIELD, ASIDE FROM ONE SIBLING THAT WENT INTO THE ILLEGAL GATLIAN FIGHTING BUSINESS.

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anyone got a weird food that they like? For instance, I like smams, which is a smore, but instead of a marshmallow, you use spam, which makes it sweet, salty, and savory 😁

PEEPS. THEY'RE SO SUGARY...

Sometimes i pull weeds out of the ground in the backyard and munch on them as a healthy snack. Doc always gives me weird looks when I do it though. it's not like I'll get a sick from it, I've got a hellishly strong digestive system.

I don’t eat too often, but I do like to snack on raw meat sometimes…

The others call it weird, but I like to lure bugs into my mouth and eat em’. Flies are one of my favorites!

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What’s everybody’s kill count? Or have they even murdered anyone?

254 GRUNTS, 76 MERKS, 86 MELEE MERKS, AND 26 SNIPERS!

too many to count.

I don’t really like to think about that…

Quite a lot, darlin’. But I haven’t been keepin’ count all that well. As for the guys, well.. they’ve had their fair share of kills. Especially Sinny. That boy’s whole thing is killin’.

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Is doc a real doctor? And what is their real name? I mean, surely their name isn’t doc, even when they weren’t a doctor….right?

Edmund here. Doc doesn’t like talking about his real name, but I snuck into his medbay while he was out with Sinaloa. And guess what? I found his medical ID!

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What a cute little guy...

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Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to look more like?

..I’M SORRY?

Huh?

I’m very confused… What is this supposed to mean?

Darlin’, I don’t have a clue what you’re tryin’ to say. Sorry.

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NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. : Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. JANET BENSON: Barry! Breakfast is ready! BARRY: Coming! : Hang on a second. (Barry uses his antenna like a phone) : Hello? ADAM FLAYMAN: (Through phone) - Barry? BARRY: - Adam? ADAM: - Can you believe this is happening? BARRY: - I can't. I'll pick you up. (Barry flies down the stairs) : MARTIN BENSON: Looking sharp. JANET: Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. BARRY: Sorry. I'm excited. MARTIN: Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. : A perfect report card, all B's. JANET: Very proud. (Rubs Barry's hair) BARRY= Ma! I got a thing going here. JANET: - You got lint on your fuzz. BARRY: - Ow! That's me! JANET: - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! (Barry flies out the door) JANET: Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! (Barry drives through the hive,and is waved at by Adam who is reading a newspaper) BARRY== - Hey, Adam. ADAM: - Hey, Barry. (Adam gets in Barry's car) : - Is that fuzz gel? BARRY: - A little. Special day, graduation. ADAM: Never thought I'd make it. (Barry pulls away from the house and continues driving) BARRY: Three days grade school, three days high school... ADAM: Those were awkward. BARRY: Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. ADAM== You did come back different. (Barry and Adam pass by Artie, who is jogging) ARTIE: - Hi, Barry! BARRY:

- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. ADAM: - Hear about Frankie? BARRY: - Yeah. ADAM== - You going to the funeral? BARRY: - No, I'm not going to his funeral. : Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. : Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. ADAM: I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. (The car does a barrel roll on the loop-shaped bridge and lands on the highway) : I love this incorporating an amusement park into our regular day. BARRY: I guess that's why they say we don't need vacations. (Barry parallel parks the car and together they fly over the graduating students) Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. (Barry and Adam sit down and put on their hats) : - Well, Adam, today we are men. ADAM: - We are! BARRY= - Bee-men. =ADAM= - Amen! BARRY AND ADAM: Hallelujah! (Barry and Adam both have a happy spasm) ANNOUNCER: Students, faculty, distinguished bees, : please welcome Dean Buzzwell. DEAN BUZZWELL: Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... : ...9: : That concludes our ceremonies. : And begins your career at Honex Industries! ADAM: Will we pick our job today? (Adam and Barry get into a tour bus) BARRY= I heard it's just orientation. (Tour buses rise out of the ground and the students are automatically loaded into the buses) TOUR GUIDE: Heads up! Here we go. ANNOUNCER: Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. BARRY: - Wonder what it'll be like? ADAM: - A little scary. TOUR GUIDE== Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco : and a part of the Hexagon Group. Barry: This is it! BARRY AND ADAM: Wow. BARRY: Wow. (The bus drives down a road an on either side are the Bee's massive complicated Honey-making machines) TOUR GUIDE: We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life : to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. : Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. : Our top-secret formula : is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured : into this soothing sweet syrup : with its distinctive golden glow you know as... EVERYONE ON BUS: Honey!

(The guide has been collecting honey into a bottle and she throws it into the crowd on the bus and it is caught by a girl in the back) ADAM: - That girl was hot. BARRY: - She's my cousin! ADAM== - She is? BARRY: - Yes, we're all cousins. ADAM: - Right. You're right. TOUR GUIDE: - At Honex, we constantly strive : to improve every aspect of bee existence. : These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. (The bus passes by a Bee wearing a helmet who is being smashed into the ground with fly-swatters, newspapers and boots. He lifts a thumbs up but you can hear him groan) : ADAM== - What do you think he makes? BARRY: - Not enough. TOUR GUIDE: Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. (They pass by a turning wheel with Bees standing on pegs, who are each wearing a finger-shaped hat) Barry: - Wow, What does that do? TOUR GUIDE: - Catches that little strand of honey : that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. ADAM: (Intrigued) Can anyone work on the Krelman? TOUR GUIDE: Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. : But choose carefully : because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. (Everyone claps except for Barry) BARRY: The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. ADAM: What's the difference? TOUR GUIDE: You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off : in 27 million years. BARRY: (Upset) So you'll just work us to death? : We'll sure try. (Everyone on the bus laughs except Barry. Barry and Adam are walking back home together) ADAM: Wow! That blew my mind! BARRY: "What's the difference?" How can you say that? : One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. ADAM: I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. BARRY: But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? ADAM: Why would you question anything? We're bees. : We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. BARRY: You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? ADAM: Like what? Give me one example. (Barry and Adam stop walking and it is revealed to the audience that hundreds of cars are speeding by and narrowly missing them in perfect unison) BARRY: I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. ANNOUNCER: Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. BARRY: Wait a second. Check it out. (The Pollen jocks fly in, circle around and landing in line) : - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! ADAM: - Wow. : I've never seen them this close. BARRY: They know what it's like outside the hive. ADAM: Yeah, but some don't come back. GIRL BEES: - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! (The Pollen Jocks hook up their backpacks to machines that pump the nectar to trucks, which drive away) LOU LO DUVA: You guys did great! : You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! (Punching the Pollen Jocks in joy) I love it! ADAM: - I wonder where they were. BARRY: - I don't know. : Their day's not planned. : Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. : You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. ADAM== Right. (Barry and Adam are covered in some pollen that floated off of the Pollen Jocks) BARRY: Look at that. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. ADAM: It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. BARRY: Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. (Barry waves at 2 girls standing a little away from them) ADAM== Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? BARRY: Distant. Distant. POLLEN JOCK #1: Look at these two. POLLEN JOCK #2: - Couple of Hive Harrys. POLLEN JOCK #1: - Let's have fun with them. GIRL BEE #1: It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. BARRY: Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! : He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! (Slaps Adam with his hand to represent his scenario) GIRL BEE #2: - Oh, my! BARRY: - I never thought I'd knock him out. GIRL BEE #1: (Looking at Adam) What were you doing during this? ADAM: Obviously I was trying to alert the authorities. BARRY: I can au

IMPRESSIVE!

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