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[askyumetsuki]

"Exceeding the cringe-meter like this should become illegal."

"... Oh wait. Nobody cares about that if you flick sufficient money in the right person's face..."

We're the legion! Cipher will rule the world! Thought that intro of Juni and Juli could fit with cipher peons tho

Thank you @porcupiss and @cipher-legal-and-ethics-dept for making me make and post this, respectively lmao.

[askyumetsuki]

"The corporate kind of 'hip', you mean."

We're the legion! Cipher will rule the world! Thought that intro of Juni and Juli could fit with cipher peons tho

Thank you @porcupiss and @cipher-legal-and-ethics-dept for making me make and post this, respectively lmao.

[askyumetsuki]

@definitelynotleon

"Yknow that's not what I meant by 'needing the vodka'..."

"But they'll make for good molotovs if you got some rags. But yeah, if that gardevoir can teleport then yeah, you're set."

@cipher-legal-and-ethics-dept

"Wow! You're so good at counting up criminal charges!"

"Can you now count how many fucks I give?"

I am planning on blowing up Cipher's Shadow Pokemon lab but none of my friends are willing to back me up and I have noticed that you are familiar with explosives.

I have three boxes of grenades, several gallons of kerosene, and I will get vodka if needed.

For legal reasons, definitely not Leon

She has the widest smuggest smirk.

"Damn, that's bound to only leave a crater."

"Now... If only I knew where the lab was located... I've never been there before... Not from the outside at least. Always left the delivery to the other guys on Snagem."

"It could be that suspicious brand-new looking bunker I passed by a few times... But that might be a bit more difficult to blow up with just this stuff, unless we find a way in."

"Figuring out the weak points in the structure to make something like that collapse SHOULD be doable. But on the other hand. This stuff ain't remote activated... So we'd risk getting buried alive in the process as well."

"Still would be 'hella funny."

"But also still 'hella kill you."

"... So... On a scale from one to ten... How suicidal are you? Dependent on that you REALLY might need the vodka."

[askyumetsuki]

I am planning on blowing up Cipher's Shadow Pokemon lab but none of my friends are willing to back me up and I have noticed that you are familiar with explosives.

I have three boxes of grenades, several gallons of kerosene, and I will get vodka if needed.

For legal reasons, definitely not Leon

She has the widest smuggest smirk.

"Damn, that's bound to only leave a crater."

"Now... If only I knew where the lab was located... I've never been there before... Not from the outside at least. Always left the delivery to the other guys on Snagem."

"It could be that suspicious brand-new looking bunker I passed by a few times... But that might be a bit more difficult to blow up with just this stuff, unless we find a way in."

"Figuring out the weak points in the structure to make something like that collapse SHOULD be doable. But on the other hand. This stuff ain't remote activated... So we'd risk getting buried alive in the process as well."

"Still would be 'hella funny."

"But also still 'hella kill you."

"... So... On a scale from one to ten... How suicidal are you? Dependent on that you REALLY might need the vodka."

[askyumetsuki]

Sometimes... I guess... If the crowd really fucking hates someones guts.

Really depends on who runs the place if it's allowed, though.

But usually Colosseum Battles are sanctioned, so we're not allowed to fight alongside our Pokémon. At most we can support them with regulated items.

Not to mention, you can get disqualified for killing someone deliberately. Too many people tried to rig the system that way to get their wins when they feel insecure. It was becoming a problem.

Really need to watch your Pokémon, though. Killing those is free game...

But anyway, the crowd loves the violence. And if the trainers get to join in, that just adds to the spectacle.

hey can orreblr confirm that the crowds in the colosseums in orre call for the trainers' deaths

because what the fuck

[askyumetsuki]

Hey, Princess.

Merry Christmas ;)

I told you not to call me that.

Secondly, how did you even reach my number? I blocked you.

[askyumetsuki]

Oh... ... thanks.

Well, hope you'll have a blast of a Christmas.

The @cipher-legal-and-ethics-dept wishes you happy holidays and a lovely new year that will hopefully include not beating up too many of our members and affiliates💜

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[askyumetsuki]

Oh don't mind that. My Umbreon got its paws on my PDA while I was planting... some gifts.

The @cipher-legal-and-ethics-dept wishes you happy holidays and a lovely new year that will hopefully include not beating up too many of our members and affiliates💜

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[askyumetsuki]

The @cipher-legal-and-ethics-dept wishes you happy holidays and a lovely new year that will hopefully include not beating up too many of our members and affiliates💜

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[askyumetsuki]

Can't gaslight this bitch. I'm coming for you.

[askyumetsuki]

Yeah. Because putting people and pokémon in a torture chamber for to "improve" them without their consent is morally better for sure.

[askyumetsuki]

I-- what???? What are you even saying? Did someone steal your PDA to respond to me?

[askyumetsuki]

Tsk, typical politically correct response.

Take some initiative, commit the murder for them.

[askyumetsuki]

"Well... Actions speak louder than words."

he told me he doesn't believe me when i compliment him ;-;

[askyumetsuki]

rb this if youre a trainer or you post about your pokémon or etc

[askyumetsuki]

They got beef.

[askyumetsuki]

Happy Holidays, y'all C: