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So what happened with this music video that has people screaming at Superfruit?
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New York pastors be like “can I get a deadass”
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kirstie + pastel for @everyrulehasexceptions // message me if you want one💖
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so I thought I’d do some shout outs and like a follow forever type thing for the new year :^)
mah besties @dyltheotaku @not–yourmom i almost said “irl friends” bc i forgot that dylan and i haven’t actually met in person lol oops
beautiful online friends who are way too cool for me to be friends with @cadenspace @my-name-is-trevor-slattery @jackets-and-icons @simplyymaddie @fajitasvanitas you all are awesome and wonderful and ily
now some of my favorite blogs whom I wish I was friends with (like legitimately so badly wow) @faebee | @lovlae | @asktheboywholived / @lettherebedoodles | @fairykiid | @rainyrot | @skellydun | @criedwolves | @dunplease | @godtechturninheads | @animeadult | @asmallqueen | @blurryf4ce | @cactipillars | @communistbakery | @constable-connor | @danufes / @zozeebo | @girrlscout | @itsagifnotagif | @kruciio | @mirandaarenee | @paeshypaesh | @petitetimidgay | @princefaery | @sleepypizzalover | @starsexhausted | @theasexualityblog | @trxye-and-txlly | @tronlerfivever | @undergroundghosts
i hope this year is a good one for all of you 🌻
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anon requested avi’s introduction of mitch feat. kevin
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Not-Your-Average Description of the Signs
Aries: You're not impulsive or hyper at all, are you? You probably just like fucking shit up. Well, good, I do, too. Let's fuck shit up together.
Taurus: You took the blue pill, yet your head is further up in the clouds than Aquarius. Damn, that's impressive.
Gemini: You're more so observant and a listener than the chatterbox you're made out to be. You only start bantering on and on when you want just as thorough of a reply. And also when you want to impress someone you admire.
Cancer: You can be the most loving human on the planet, but you can also scare the complete shit out of me if you want to. You're preciously petrifying.
Leo: You have so many interests and hobbies because your personality by itself is boring as fuck. Who gives a shit, though -- you're a hell of a lot more intelligent than the lot of all the assholes around you.
Virgo: You're really good at manipulating people whilst still making them believe you're making them do shit that's in their best interest. That's not even an insult; please tell me your secret.
Libra: You are real as hell. You don't have the time to dick around with moronic bullfuck and lies. You're honest to the point where you're actually pretty disgusting sometimes, but you manage to somehow make it fucking hilarious.
Scorpio: Why does everyone talk shit about your sign? You possess more emotional and intellectual depth than most people can fathom. You're also rather inept socially, but you probably aren't aware of it.
Sagittarius: Your sign is known both for blunt honesty and exaggerating to the point where your story bears no resemblance whatsoever to what actually happened. I like to call these combined conflicting traits "Schr��dinger's bullshit."
Capricorn: You actually have quite a wit; your humor is just so dry and/or dark that everyone thinks you're always serious. (Don't stop. It's fucking golden, and you should be proud.)
Aquarius: You took the red pill. Well, actually, maybe like three of 'em. You're not really sure if you're in the Matrix or Wonderland at this point, but you don't really give two shits, considering that your (sober) imagination comes up with more bizarre things than this.
Pisces: You have no idea what the hell is even going on right now, yet you're still regarded by astrologers as the wisest sign, so you're doing something right. You're also perpetually fucking tired, and it would probably be a nuisance by now if you weren't too tired to give a shit.'
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THE FUCKING WIGGLES JUST DRAGGED 5SOS
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anyway guys pls reblog/like this if ur a ptx blog!! lots of my old mutuals have deactivated/changed blog types i guess so need more ptx on my dash :)
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Who are the 5 most important people in your life? (Be friends, family, Jesus, Zeus, idols, etc. :P)
probably my parents!! and three friends who i think rlly have my back through anything
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A long time ago you helped me get through some of my worst depression of my life so far and I just not only wanted to say that although I still haven't sought the help I probably need, I'm doing so much better and haven't self harmed in such a long time but most of all I just wanted to say thanks and that you are one of the kindest people I've ever talked to. I owe you so much and I really appreciate you helping me, so thank you. <3
oooooohhh my god i haven’t been on tumblr for so so long i just saw this but anon ur so welcome this makes me incredibly happy i love u :) feel free to talk to me if u ever want to again or come off anon so we can be friends!!
#ask#literally what is my ask tag what even r tags why do reblogs look so messed up#idk but thank u anon#Anonymous
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hi guys!!! i’m like...actually back for real i promise
#ive been literally too busy to get on tumblr#but i love u guys sm!!!#and @kira we need to get that gc going again
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