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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

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yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

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bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

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happy birthday everyone

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

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my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

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not a day goes by that i do not think about the sims 3’s disgusting moodlet icons

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Today my Advanced Clinical Pathology professor trailed off in the middle of class and said, “If I seem distracted, it’s because last night I was talking with a friend and she asked ‘Who’s that chick in Titanic?’ but all I heard was ‘Chicken Titanic,’ and ever since then I’ve been thinking about a chicken on the bow of the Titanic like Kate Winslet, wings held high. It’s all I can think about.”

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down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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oh my goodness, one of dian fossey’s first close up observations with gorillas happened when she was trying to climb a tree to see them better, but so badly that by the time she’d gotten up the entire group had come out of hiding to look at her: “Nearly all members of the group had totally exposed themselves, forgetting about hiding coyly behind foliage screens because it was obvious to them that the observer had been distracted by tree-climbing problems, an activity they could understand.”

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It belongs in a museum,I think

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sometimes my friends send me good reels

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