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BABYYYYYYY

author to the stories of the world’s greatest detective, and daughter to the best daddy in the universe — miss iris wilson!🌸

check out my kofi!

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But maybe when you tell your friends,

You can tell them what you saw in me

And not how I turned out to be

So, I don't blame you

If you want to bury me in your memory

I'm not the girl I ought to be

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some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

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my gf has her commissions open and all proceeds go to her chronically ill leopard gecko! if you’d like to help out, she does sketches for a fair price :)

hii! my commissions are open! i’m doing $10 character sketches (+ add ons available; info on page) (examples given through link as well) to help fund care for my beloved leopard gecko cece. more about her situation can be found through the link! all proceeds will go to her vet bills (and potential surgery for benign tumors)!

thank you for checking me out <33 i love to give back when i can! and this lil gecko means the world to me!!

i will also start linking my kofi when i post my art!

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I WANNA DO SOMETHING FOR THIS SO BAD susahao/susato is so perfect but there’s like nothing for them. i will have to fix that

Susahao week 2025!

Susahao week 2025 will take place September 14th-20th with prompts being announced very soon! This is our first year doing this, so make sure to spread the word!

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posted on my birthday too this is meant for me <3

diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!

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HEAR YE HEAR YE VANLOCK NATION I COME BEARING CRUMBS

…very sad crumbs BUT CRUMBS NONETHELESS

i hope you enjoy!

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as the middle of three children who had too much free time because their parents were busy working, i can confirm this is exactly the kind of thing we come up with

friend just told me that he and his siblings used to play a game called "abraham lincoln and the slimy slug" wherein one person is abraham lincoln, with a full range of motion, and one person is a slimy slug inside a sleeping bag

and they would fight. and of course abraham lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug

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we’re together again now <3

born to snuggle, forced to struggle

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THEYRE THE FAMILY EVER I MISS THEM SO MUCH

finished tgaa1&2 recently

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for my gf @belleybbean, who also loves the funny gas leak man

i LOVE WILLIAM SHAMSPEARE

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PEAKKKKKKK

EVERYONE COME LOOK

artists in order: @hushonline @demynom @gruexing @watamii @wyrtig @heavendraven @katsucii @watamii (some of you had some no repost policies with the clarifications of PFP use being okay, and i was unsure if this fell under that! please let me know if you would like the post, or your art, to be removed!) PLEASE SUPPORT THESE PHENOMENAL ARTISTS!!

i think the spirit of klimt van zieks may have possessed me upon my completion of tgaa1 & tgaa2. i cannot tell you how i figured out half of these transitions.

as my gf @asodrm said,

ANYWAYS. dgs brainworms are eating me alive

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*taps the sign*

It's the internet's millennial mom back here again with an extremely unpopular opinion that I need you all to internalize:

There are no food rules, ESPECIALLY when you're just feeding yourself.

The internet (and specifically TikTok, Pinterest, etc) has become obsessed with beautifully plated meals that follow certain conventions. It's all bullshit.

Crack your pasta in half before you put in the pot. Put BBQ sauce on your salad. Do whatever the hell you need to do to get nutrients into your body. The only rule is you need to eat.

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i cannot believe it has been 10 fucking years this game is etched into my soul

Happy 10th birthday dgs

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ME AND MY PARTNERRRRR @belleybbean

naaaa na na na na na na na na katamari damacy

making a big flower katamari for his beautiful boyfriend

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and what are we going to do when the HP series comes out and we start seeing a resurgence of the fandom here including gifsets and fics. like are u guys gonna bring up your neurodivergence and cry "can we separate the art from the artist!!!!! you dont need to pay to watch it!!!!!its my comfort show and I'm DEPRESSED and AUTISTIC"

what then

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EVERYONE GO LOOK AT MY GFS AMAZING FIC

narumitsu week enjoyers brace yourself im about to hit the people with the most unabashed sense of yearning and angst between these two