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You know those photos of little birds sleeping together on a branch, all cuddled up in a line? This, but its the Order of the Robins from Dark Knights of Steel, high up on some precarious ledge:

(The photos in question:)

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Clark: How did Tim come out to you?

Bruce: Well, there were always signs, but when he really did, he did it by giving me a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "It's a boy!"

Clark: That's cute

Bruce: It was NOT cute. I thought he was pregnant.

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House MD + text posts pt. ∞

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gadzooks! my game? It be'eth changed!

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Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

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Yelena, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Ava, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

John: What the fuck are you two doing?

Yelena: Playing systemic oppression.

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this is canon btw

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i’m fucking sobbing oh my god😭😭

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the five hottest things a fictional man can be are 1. highly intelligent 2. terminally ill 3. emotionally unavailable 4. full of trauma and regrets 5. lying about their identity

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cuddy mad cuz the team wants to amputate a toddlers head 🙄🙄

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Accurate

Rip Foreman you would’ve loved secretly watching Drag Race

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🍇🍇🍇

Sii liberə, sii te stessə. ✨🌈

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FUCK

So my friend js shared this hilson tiktok

It was so wholesome until...

well...FUCK.

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Screaming

"i was worried your wings would melt" vs "god doesn't limp" gay ass line combo with a side of mythological imagery.

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Idk im on season 7 maybe im going a bit insane