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Please look at these babies!

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a lot of stories treat romance like it makes the relationship between two characters self explanatory and to be honest it doesn’t

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MAGA is going nuts over the fact that Zelenskyy was caught saying “Сука, блять” on a hot mic while JD Vance was whingeing. It’s a Russian swear meaning “bitch, fuck” used along the lines of “dammit,” but MAGA is claiming he called Vance a bitch.

Understandable mistake, because Vance IS a bitch.

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no internet interaction will ever again reach the high of chaos of the “does germany still exist?” officialgermangovernment: “Yes” “thanks” 

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found the perhaps funniest cross-reference ive ever seen

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I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.

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You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

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Day 32

It's official, the goat did not burn in 2024.

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A cat owner invited their neighbor over for dinner and introduced their four cats. “That’s Alogue, Aract, Erpillar, and Astrophe,” they announced. The neighbor was surprised and asked, Where on Earth did you get those names?

Oh, those are their last names, the owner said. Their first names are Cat.

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Must be a Monday

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“So apparently in my absence my husband has hung cat-level wall art. So sophisticated!“

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