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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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still not over these $100 handmade paperclips i found on etsy that one time

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An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War

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Most-used word in each US state.

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my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

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cnc where you can't easily point out who has the "power"; everyone is just distraught to be there

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after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

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the people who hate the "mama" trend hate fun. take my hand...be silly with mama

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one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

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she bermuda on my bahama until I come on pretty mama

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Slavs: Have free healthcare Also slavs: I’m not seeing the doctor unless dying, there are sick people there

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so ur telling me.. so what ur telling me is.. so what ur trying to say

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jkasjdkasjksajfdasfdsafd goodbye