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"actively hungry" + "none of the foods sound good at all" is one of the worst combinations. who let this happen
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a detailed list of things i hate
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
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t-shirt that says i watched i saw the tv glow and all i got was this ache in my chest from an emotion i cant put the name to
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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M
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With how much we've seen scar mention teaming with etho next life series I'm more and more convinced that they're gonna start chopping trees together episode one and etho will be like "oh hi scar haha" and scar will say "are we finally gonna put this all behind us and be on the same side etho?" and then bdubs will come running up like "hi guys :) hi etho :)" and then scar will look at etho looking at bdubs and see every future of every universe where he's stuck with ethubs being ethubs for a whole season, and either resigns himself to being the third wheel to a decades long complicated relationship that is both happily domestic and deeply fraught with tension or he has to re-enter the cycle of violence and just kill etho episode one and two and three and
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They鈥檙e everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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Don't know if someone already noticed that, but when fighting Tenna, there is a chance he would say something like "Is it me, or does it smell like an orchard in here?" (hope I will be able to find a screenshot)
Upd: found it!

Here's an explanation!!
A "sweet" or "orchard-like" smell coming from an old CRT television likely indicates a problem with the internal components, possibly related to a failing capacitor or other part that is overheating or breaking down.聽It's important to unplug the TV immediately to prevent further damage or potential fire hazards.聽
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Criminal that we didn't have a Supernatural vintage car show episode, come on now
Dean can infiltrate no problem bc he genuinely knows everything about cars and gets super into discussing fixes, gets wildly side-tracked, while Sam goes off to interrogate a bunch of car-enthusiast hot milfs
Dean is glued at the hip to Cas and Cas always stands awkwardly at the Impala, doesn't know anything about cars, so everyone just assumes Cas is the boyfriend who showed up for support? And the hot young ladies in shorts and boots befriend him bc he's apparently one of the hot girlfriends? And so he gets insight into their lives and solves the case, leading them final-girl style through the monster showdown in a garage full of heavy machinery and angry ghosts
Dean watches him emerge from the garage, shotgun in hand, shirt torn and covered in grease, and he bluescreens so hard he just runs past the flock of bombshells in shorts and tank tops (also covered in grease) to clutch Cas to check him for injuries
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[guy who hasnt drawn in a few weeks voice] yeah the world is horrible and life is agony
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Rouxls Kaard may be the only man who's ever homewrecked a couple into getting back together
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