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“I have seen what comes of those who coil themselves above others.” Altaïr IBoa-La'Ahad

Debuting our Hissassin’s Creed cosplay!

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GUYS A MOCAP CAMEL!!????

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and then i realized that cats aren’t looked upon so fondly by, well, the majority of the black people I’ve known.

ah well have an ade I’m happy with the sash

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*texting*

Haytham: Answer your phone

Connor: Gimme a minute, I can’t find it

Haytham: Okay

Haytham, a few minutes later: You are an awful child. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing your father

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Here we are, don’t turn away now.

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Endless Gifs of Jacob Frye [8/∞]

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the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor in the delay on a hand grenade so it exploded like three cars past the archduke’s so the guy took a cyanide pill and threw himself into a river, but the cyanide was expired and the river was six inches deep so the police just pulled him out and took him off to jail and then everyone else basically gave up and headed home, and then the driver of the archduke took a wrong turn and the car stalled next to the last of the six guys, and he was just like “what a crazy random happenstance” and started world war one

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Kidd: The human body is 70% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety.

Edward: Excuse me, with the amount of salt and alcohol that I consume, I'm more like an anxiety pickle.

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FBI Agent: Want to work for the FBI?

Clay: Okay, but can I work in the X-Files department?

FBI Agent: There is no X-Files department.

Clay: I gotcha [winks]

FBI Agent:

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assassin’s creed series: a summary

daddy issues

dead girlfriends

beggars and minstrels are clingy af

first civs are absolute shit don’t ever trust them

desmond deserved so much better

the jerusalem bureau is the only one that matters

george washington is actual trash

the hookblade has two parts: the hook and the blade

pirates

plot twist: everyone is actually arno

*desmond voice* what the fuck

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When u attacking a brig and a Man ‘o’ war comes out of nowhere

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“There is a reason that we stand alone. It is natural to wonder… To worry. But we must stand strong. We must have faith.” - Connor/Ratonhnhaké:ton

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 A thousand terrors I mean to cure…

Day by day…

Street by street…

Templar by templar.

ARNO, NON !

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Shay: Hey, who’s the kid?

Achilles: This is Connor

Connor: Achilles has about talked you a lot.

Shay: Really?

Connor: He says he wishes you were dead.

Shay:……

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I was bored. So I made cute daddy assassins. 

Enjoy.