assbuttsshuttheircakehole
assbuttsshuttheircakehole
Assbutts Shut Their Cake-Hole
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All things SPN. Sail all the ships, read all the fics. Dean/Jensen girl, but also just everyone in general. J2, Destiel, J3, J2M... just all of them in every combination. Don't like it? Don't look at it, just go away.
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assbuttsshuttheircakehole · 4 years ago
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I don't agree 100%, but this is definitely the most sane take I've read so far. Lmao I have read some truly insane shit the past few days. Crazy mother fuckers are everywhere.
J2 Debacle
I wasn’t going to make a post about this, but since I’m a Sam/Jared girl, I’m sure people are assuming how I feel about this whole thing and I want to make it very clear where I stand.  
Do I think Jensen NEEDED to let Jared know about The Winchesters?  No.  Do I think it would have been nice to let the guy know that you’ve been close with for 15 years?  So close that you constantly call each other brothers in real life?  Yes.  Do I HATE Jensen for this and think he should be “cancelled” now and hope the prequel fails just to spite him?  No.
Do I think Jared was wrong for tweeting what he did?  No.  He was hurt and upset because he just found out his BFF/brother was doing a project involving Supernatural and hadn’t even bothered to tell him, ON TWITTER.  Also, I saw a post that pointed out if Jared hadn’t tweeted what he did, it would look like he was lying.  Because he has said over and over he will do anything Supernatural related with no hesitation, no matter how busy he is.  Now, here comes a Supernatural-related project and he’s not involved.  So of course people would say, SEE?  He hated Supernatural!  He’s the one who wanted it to end!  He probably pressured Jensen into ending the show!  Even though we all know it was a mutual decision between Jared and Jensen.
I think what happened is both Jared and Jensen are super busy, and it was simply an honest misunderstanding.  I don’t think Jensen did it intentionally, I don’t think there was some secret plot to exclude Jared and/or make him look bad.  We have no right to speculate on their friendship, and/or what we think happened behind the scenes.  I’m glad Jensen and Jared talked and cleared the air.  They have been friends for way too long to let something like this come between them.  And…
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assbuttsshuttheircakehole · 4 years ago
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This shit show could have been avoided IF YOU JUST TALKED PRIVATELY IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!
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I’m glad they talked and worked things out. They’ve been friends for far too long to let this come between them.
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assbuttsshuttheircakehole · 4 years ago
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This shit show could have been avoided IF YOU JUST TALKED PRIVATELY IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!
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I’m glad they talked and worked things out. They’ve been friends for far too long to let this come between them.
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assbuttsshuttheircakehole · 4 years ago
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There's a bit at the end of the fan's perspective documentary that Misha directed forever ago.
Someone asks Jared a question he doesn't like, he gets angry and purposefully knocks an award or something off the table, then looks surprised and says "Look what you did!"
That's the past 24 hours in a nutshell for me.
I wish I could gif it or something but I'm not that crafty. I did try to get screenshots with captions on and that came out "better" than expected.
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Here's the video on YouTube, it starts at about 26:25 incase any of my three non-p*rnbot followers want to see it.
"hey everyone, i just put people on blast on my public platform because i was pissy, but don't be mad or get upset on my behalf ok love you ✌🏻"
no, jared. that's not how it works. how about you have some self control and not air your temper tantrums online to your 3 million followers in the first place
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assbuttsshuttheircakehole · 4 years ago
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Please stop throwing tantrums, my dude. It's unbecoming.
"hey everyone, i just put people on blast on my public platform because i was pissy, but don't be mad or get upset on my behalf ok love you ✌🏻"
no, jared. that's not how it works. how about you have some self control and not air your temper tantrums online to your 3 million followers in the first place
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assbuttsshuttheircakehole · 4 years ago
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Wish we were back here right about now.
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J2 + heart eyes <3
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assbuttsshuttheircakehole · 4 years ago
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And it's going to go on forever.
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Today's SPN fandom mood board ...
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assbuttsshuttheircakehole · 4 years ago
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Is this fandom ever going to NOT have drama? What the actual fuck?
Was it shitty to not tell Jared himself and let him find out on social media? Yes.
Was it shittier to divide an already divided fandom instead of keeping this matter private? Absolutely.
Now the Jared fans are mad at Jensen for not telling him, the Jensen fans are mad at Jared for him not keeping this private, Misha fans are pissed there's no Cas, John's a bad father, this isn't EXACTLY what we asked for, blah blah blah blah.
Jesus fucking Christ, is no one ever happy?
Jensen should have told Jared. Period.
Jared shouldn't have been an immature ass and aired their dirty laundry in front of millions. He very well may have screwed them from getting this thing off the ground. Not to mention the Jensen fans who are going to be all butt hurt and not watch Walker any more. Wondering now how CW is going to react in regards to both of them.
They both effed this up and, if I know this fandom like I think I do, this is so not fixable. Everyone is going to defend their favorite and be at war forever over it. We're talking dying breathes here.
Why can't we just go back to having a gif for everything? I liked that about us.
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assbuttsshuttheircakehole · 4 years ago
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Or anyone I guess....
2 days away from 24 but I didn't start watching until season 9 was airing.
mutuals how old were you when the first episode of supernatural came out (september 13, 2005)
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assbuttsshuttheircakehole · 4 years ago
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These are all freaking gorgeous beyond words.
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A few personal favorite Cas portraits from over the years.
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assbuttsshuttheircakehole · 4 years ago
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This scene made me sick. Like literally turned my stomach. Jogging in cowboy boots, jeans, and long sleeves in the Texas heat with a hangover. Just...🤮. Way to punish yourself Cordell.
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Jared Padalecki as Walker 2021
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assbuttsshuttheircakehole · 4 years ago
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Happy Squirrel Appreciation Day!!
Enjoy some squirrels!
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Such majestic creatures.
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assbuttsshuttheircakehole · 5 years ago
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Oh, hey! Someone put my feelings into words. It didn't have to be a traditionally happy ending. You didn't have to tie up every loose end. You just had to make it not suck.
You failed. Thanks for screwing up the end to a 15 year story.
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assbuttsshuttheircakehole · 5 years ago
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That is so fucking cool.
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A little Castiel embroidery because he’s my favourite character in the entire world and I adore him.
@dailydestieldose @wanderingcas
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assbuttsshuttheircakehole · 5 years ago
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J2 being J2 is my favorite thing.
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All-time favourite pictures of Jared/Jensen (x)
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assbuttsshuttheircakehole · 5 years ago
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Accurate. But every time I scroll through tumblr it feels like i'm still stuck in Destiel. I just want to forget that already.
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2020: The Year From Hell
inspired by: this & this
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assbuttsshuttheircakehole · 5 years ago
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Doodliedoo until you get it right.
Me: waiting....
After the bridge, you hear the sound of a record scratch
Dean: Dude, that was kindof a bummer
Sam: Yeah, totally. Let’s do the mega happy ending!
Together, wiggling their fingers as the picture dissolves: Doodledoo, doodliedoo, doodliedoo, doodlidoo
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