assigned-cryptid-at-birth
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• echo • 15 • they/them • russian • • the 3-eyed cryptid under your bed •• thankfully my gf isn’t on tumblr •
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assigned-cryptid-at-birth · 5 years ago
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assigned-cryptid-at-birth · 5 years ago
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Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be the Only Thing I Tweet About For The Next Week. Ive Wanted This For Years Fuck. What The Fuck.
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assigned-cryptid-at-birth · 5 years ago
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BABY JOSEPH HAS ENTERED THE WORLD AND I’M IN TEARS 🥺🥺🥺
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rosie robert joseph, february 9th 2020
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assigned-cryptid-at-birth · 5 years ago
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⚘Happy Birthday, Kurt⚘
How to explain all the love and admiration I feel for you, how your songs and thoughts continue to make a difference for all of us. wherever you are I wish you a happy birthday. 💕
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assigned-cryptid-at-birth · 5 years ago
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Happy birthday, angel.
Kurt Cobain would have been 53 today🖤
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assigned-cryptid-at-birth · 5 years ago
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L E T H I M I N
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assigned-cryptid-at-birth · 5 years ago
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made of love
#su
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assigned-cryptid-at-birth · 5 years ago
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other people when they see the words 'here be dragons' on a map: this is a warning sign that this area is dangerous and should be avoided at all costs!
me, an intellectual, when i see the words 'here be dragons' on a map: this is an invitation addressed to me personally
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assigned-cryptid-at-birth · 5 years ago
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assigned-cryptid-at-birth · 5 years ago
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@sparklecarehospital l o n g
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assigned-cryptid-at-birth · 5 years ago
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Hey, billionaires!
Stalin’s ghost is trapped inside the Siberian permafrost.
If we don’t reverse climate change and soon, the ice will melt and release his spirit back into the world to enact Vengence and Communism!
Only you can stop the rise of Ghost Stalinism!
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assigned-cryptid-at-birth · 5 years ago
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happy Thursday the 20th
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assigned-cryptid-at-birth · 5 years ago
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I Am Not Okay With This (2020) Official Trailer
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Everybody feels like a freak sometimes. Yeah, I guess.
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assigned-cryptid-at-birth · 5 years ago
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assigned-cryptid-at-birth · 5 years ago
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regarding hopper:
he’s still my favorite of them all,
tho his return seems a bit fan service to me but whatever it’s gonna be fine. I somehow didn’t believe he died either way so I’m happy he’s back.
he’s the best, let us all pray they’ll make a cool story out of that cold war shit that’s been brewing
(and please bring back robin kicking the sowiets in their face)
#st
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