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i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again
#please#I literally go out of my way to avoid things that have been advertised to me#leave me alone I'll never buy whatever you're advertising blows you up with my mind
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you know how some people sleep with guns or knives under their pillows for protection? KEEP YOUR KNIGHT IN YOUR BED INSTEAD!! FOR SAFETY REASONS!! THAT'S YOUR LIVING WEAPON!!!! #mylivingweapon
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does this to you
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when you tag me in posts you think i’d like this is what it looks like
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I just think it's really funny that I, a trans person, found this post at exactly 4:20
this is among one of the funniest ask i have ever seen someone get sorry
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is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]
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I was playing Baldur's Gate 3 with my little sister and we got to the beginning grove goblin fight, me with Astarion and her with Gale. Anyway Wyll threw a health potion at Astarion mid fight so now I ship them sorry it's the law
#I actually gasped I didn't know he could do that#you know who I'm romancing when I'm doing my astarion origin run#bg3#baldur's gate 3#wyll ravengard#astarion#wyllstarion
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Me when I feed her-
(she likes to growl uwu)
Be brave.
#she likes to sit and judge me#she's eaten the wifi cable 3 times#she's also “eaten” all the wallpaper in my old room#she's an absolute menace#my other bunny is so calm#he hides when food is on the way because she will and has ran right over him in her excitement#my pet#my pets
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whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i'm doing great. i've never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom
#idk what to tag this as#I've been trying to come up with something for like 10 minutes#it just resonates with me#and it's funny
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i am. lost in the soup
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Anyone else see Affogato in the background of the rythm stage
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🪸 so much eels 🪸
#not my art#eels#I LOVE EELS#I LOVE MORAY EELS#I'VE HAD A MORAY EEL AS MY PHONE BACKGROUND FOR OVER 5 YEARS NOW
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meand my beautiful boyfrieund the spo
#i'm crying#not sure why though but I am#equal parts horror and joy#two of my faves in one pic#feeling conflicted#and they were roommates#saul goodman#the spot#not my art
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It's 4am (why do I do this to myself) and I did not feel like drawing hands but he's in my head
Tumblr ate the quality-
#autism said to draw many of him it never said to fully finish a piece-#this man has single-handedly destroyed my 2 year artblock#my art#the spot#the spot spiderverse#across the spiderverse#jonathan ohnn#digital art#sketch#let's be honest I'm probably never cleaning this piece up lol
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#196#yea if you're blank you're assumed to be a bot#write a short bio or smth like hi I'm real I promise lol#and decorate with a pfp and banner like anything is good#ok maybe not beautiful women because that's what the bots use lmao#but you get my point#also reblog some stuff cuz it deffo helps make you actually look real
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Happy pride
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