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its a death spells and ft willz type of night pray for me

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she f on my t till i willz

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its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

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Today’s aesthetic: open world RPGs where it’s extremely obvious that the writers didn’t actually intend for it to be super gay, they just straight up forgot that it’s possible for the player character to be a girl.

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I knew outsourcing all of our banana factories would come back to bite us in the potassium.

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im high off krusie cocaine

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doodles doodles

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Perfect for each other 🙄

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stupid -> BIG stupid

(wanna know a secret? they all eat rocks.)

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records

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cleaning up my dog toys (my room) all by myself (im an adult) hope I get a treat (iced coffee ill be buying myself)

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the true danger days fan experience is seeing fanart of a red-haired killjoy and having to take a moment to determine if its party poison, mike milligram, or val velocity

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this came to me hours ago. if you care.

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This is literally what I’ve been doing all day have some MCR shitposts

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queer rep be like “kyaaah!! i like a boy but... im a boy >///<?!” meanwhile queerbait be like: "MCR - projekt revolution ( the Frerard fight )"

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whuh