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art trade for reynarabi 💝☕🍵

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its very warm

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if i dont see some kind of confrontation before the end of season 5 then ill write it myself

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ref 🚗💨💨💨

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it's worse than he could have imagined

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Something I imagine the revival might reference

Ok now with the hundreds of bonus/alternatives I made lol Bonus 1:

Bonus 2:

Bonus 3:

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Acting like a couple when not being a couple 🤭

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I cannot BELIEVE they did this. Do you know how hard it is to explain to other people that perrysmirtz is canon??? THAT THE PHARMACIST AND THE PLATYPUS LOVE EACHOTHER ???? I don’t know peace anymore. It’s taking over my life !!!!

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They lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

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UM GUYS. I JUST NOTICED A CRAZY ISSUE W THE TUMBLR UPDATE.

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in college back in 2018 i still didn't have a smart phone yet and they introduced DUO two-factor authentication and I carried one of the physical "clickers" because I couldn't use the phone app. I remember classmates being unable to participate in class or print assignments at the library even with school desktop computers because they left their phones ate home by accident or their phones died so they couldn't login to their school profiles.

professors started doing those kahoots quiz games for attendance points and I told them I couldn't participate because I didn't have a smart phone.

one of my professors scoffed in front of the whole class and said, "are you serious?" i said "are you going to pay for my data plan?"

he relented because he had to and every single day he had to print out a little physical quiz for me to take while everyone else did kahoots. it was so funny bc it was a lecture hall with like 150 students. he gave up after like 3 times and just counted me present.

at work i refuse to have a single work-related app on a phone they aren't paying for so they always have to order me the physical "clickers" for double authentication and they act like I'm pouring concrete in their shoes about it lmaoo

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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

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in my beautiful mind vintagebeef and ethoslab are married and live together on some fuckass farm ranch in the middle of fucking nowhere in canada. and they have pets together. and theyre so disgustingly in love and tgeyre fucking. growing old. together.

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3 years later 🌸💞

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dan and phil as sim interactions 💕 (insp) & (1/2)