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If I disappear after today because of the online safety act thingy in the UK I’m sorry

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What the hell she drew a man

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what made u guys pick ur url's !

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I’m in a hotel and a guy almost jumped from the top (he didn’t and he’s fine btw) and my mum started going “oh it’s so sad when people don’t take mental health seriously this is what it leads to”

Which is all well and good, but a week ago when I told her I almost tried to kill myself once (it was way more than once but she just knows about the one time) she ignored me!!! And phoned my dad to tell lies about me!!! And literally did not care!!! So hmmmmm I wonder who it is not caring about mental health I wonder who does that hmmmmmmmmmmmm

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And no I’m not just saying that because I’ve read The Prince like 15 times, genuinely he was such an icon in this stupid show

Idk who else has watched The Borgias from 1981 but that show needed a spin-off about Machiavelli so bad, like I love the whole show but he was by far the highlight I loved him so much

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Idk who else has watched The Borgias from 1981 but that show needed a spin-off about Machiavelli so bad, like I love the whole show but he was by far the highlight I loved him so much

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“My father will hear about this” but not in like a threatening way. He’s not gonna do anything. I’m just gonna complain about you to him

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sometimes it's OK to skip a song you like when u don't feel like it at that moment. u r not hurting its feelings

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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

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Shoutout to the guy who was flirting with me at the National Gallery, he opened the conversation with “you know, I’ve never seen Jesus in a hat before.” 10/10 flirting

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Showing people around London via the tube is like

Them: What do you mean you have literally no idea where you’re going?

Me: It’s genuinely the impossible to get lost here

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Has anyone done this yet

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Aeneas is 100% more interesting and likeable than Odysseus fight me

I LOVE AENEAS AENEAS MY DARLING AHSHSJSBSB

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i actually think its incredibly funny that people can just log on to the internet and get in a fight with a guy in another country. what a privileged time we live in. you used to have to go to war to do that